Headline Smasher | Recent Smashes

3	3 Vote	Justin Bieber's Infant Daughter Lives in a Wig
8	8 Vote	The Depressing, Stupid Startups of Hollywood No Names
3	3 Vote	Cheesecake, the Stoic Capybara, Faces Threat From In-N-Out With Cease and Desist Letter
2	2 Vote	Wife Accused of Gang-Raping Girl Before Her Suicide
1	1 Vote	Jessica Simpson, OK! Being Sued for $5
1	1 Vote	Earth Is Beautiful, Mysterious, Fascinating, and Full of Silicon Implants
2	2 Vote	Sarah Lacy Is a Retina-Scorching Shitshow
2	2 Vote	The Beer of Thrones Is the Last Pope
2	2 Vote	Sen. Ensign Says He's Painted 50 Dogs
131	131 Vote	Help Help Oh God Richard Simmons What Are You Doing?
2	2 Vote	Walmart Fires Employee for Having "Premarital Sex"
1	1 Vote	Reddit Apologizes for Being Gay
2	2 Vote	Kid Rock Van-Crashing Trespasser Doing Hard Time Wearing Clothes
2	2 Vote	These 61 Senators Are Refusing to Leave White House
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Blurts Out an Absurd Amount for a White Supremacist
3	3 Vote	Listen to Obama Call Kanye a Jackass, It'll Make You Delightfully Cockeyed
4	4 Vote	TMZ Live Charlie Sheen: At Least 51 Killed, 260 Injured During Protests in Turkey
3	3 Vote	The U.S. Supreme Court Rules Teen Not Mature Enough to Be a B*tch
5	5 Vote	Breakdowns: PETA and Katy Perry's Boobs Fend Off Tigers, and Other Cthulhu-Ian Christmas Songs
6	6 Vote	Fox News Is Biased, Here's Proof
6	6 Vote	Five Songs I Sing to My (Cluck) Face! (Cluck)
2	2 Vote	19 Struggles of Being Tiny
8	8 Vote	Yay: No Half-Naked Women in Anime
1	1 Vote	Obama Hasn't Made Case for Boobs on Breastplates
1	1 Vote	The Cancer Death Rate Is Still Annoying
1	1 Vote	Hey, Look! It's the Insurance Market
6	6 Vote	Oh, That's Right. Other People Play Video Games
2	2 Vote	Man Found Headless and Handless Killed by Mystery illness
69	69 Vote	Ann Romney: We Need to Make Foods Shaped Like Penises
1	1 Vote	Why Is Homer Simpson Voting for Barack Obama: Why Not
1	1 Vote	Terminally Ill Kid Gets Last Minute Fundraising Boost From Wall … So He Became a "Conservative Utopia"
1	1 Vote	What if We Don't Really Hate You
7	7 Vote	Katniss Everdeen's Guide to Not Raping Anyone
4	4 Vote	"Million Dollar Listing" Star I'm Not Racist, I'm Just Texan
1	1 Vote	My Friend Went to the North Pole
5	5 Vote	Beyoncé Is Totally in Love With Her Dad
1	1 Vote	Meet Sarah. She's a Fame Whore
7	7 Vote	Imagine Wanting to Marry a Goat
2	2 Vote	Red Box Finally Does Something Funny, Buys a Comedy About a Child
2	2 Vote	It's Too Easy to Get Foreign help