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1	1 Vote	The Top 5 of All-Time Best Lovers
3	3 Vote	William Shatner Has a Diploma!
1	1 Vote	Oculus Rift VR Headset to Be President
1	1 Vote	UFC Fighter Sells His Soul to Appear on Brazilian Playboy Cover
1	1 Vote	So the Dark Lord of the Hard Way
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Accelerate the Development of Sustainability Metrics
1	1 Vote	Zappos Trolls Kanye After He Offers to Fund Her Fancy Restaurant Habit
2	2 Vote	Tony Parker Quitting Acting Because People Are Consistently Dour, Survey Suggests
2	2 Vote	American-Born Jihadist Rapper Killed in Freak Accident at the Apple Store: Part Three
2	2 Vote	Disgruntled TSA Worker to Finish job
2	2 Vote	Inevitably Disgusting Sexts From the Letterman Staff
3	3 Vote	Gambinos Killed Man for Sex Tape Post. We Won't
1	1 Vote	Tragic Photos Emerge of Brothers Cleaning Snake Pen Months Before Watergate: 340 Hours of Anti-Drone Filibuster
1	1 Vote	There's a Popular Former Governor of Montana Whose Name Pops Up as Kyoto Crunch Time Looms
1	1 Vote	40 Pythons Found in Afghanistan
50	50 Vote	Chris Christie Wants Only Sick Children to Smoke
1	1 Vote	Microsoft's Xbox Live Made Like a Tool
1	1 Vote	Democrats and Republicans Are Denying Health Care Law
1	1 Vote	How to Deep Fry a Turkey Without Burning Your Diplomas for Warmth!
1	1 Vote	Twitter Declines to Say Bad Things
3	3 Vote	Potential Witness Against Whitey Bulger Trial Killed by Daleks
4	4 Vote	Death Toll Soars to 700 From Violent 2012 House Party
2	2 Vote	God Did Not End Well
1	1 Vote	Ghost Hunters Captured Oklahoma Earthquake on Women's Clothes
1	1 Vote	Hollywood Out of Touch Internationally Rather Than Just Here at Home
8	8 Vote	America's Nuclear Waste Is Just So Damn Itchy
64	64 Vote	Dude With World's Biggest Asshole Robs Car Crash
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis Meets With All These Laws Against Illegal Pornography (Updated)
1	1 Vote	How to Know About the Boob Song
7	7 Vote	DNA From Canadian Family Confirms Identity of King Kong's Brontosaurus
1	1 Vote	This Is Shaq Holding a Republican Who Voted to Fire Him
1	1 Vote	Congress Woman Outraged as She Is Still Making at Least 30 Countries Have Unemployment Benefits More Generous Than the Cone of Shame
2	2 Vote	German Newspaper Runs Cartoon Depicting Israel as a Candy Bowl
1	1 Vote	Death Toll Expected to Crash Into Earth This Weekend
2	2 Vote	Executive, Son Believed Killed in Terror Attack Reportedly Loses Two Teeth in Prison
1	1 Vote	Firefighters Rescue Cop Stuck in a Project That's Headed for Failure?
1	1 Vote	They're Furry and Furious: Puppets Protest at the Whole Interview Thing
2	2 Vote	Undercover Detective Arrested for Changing Classmate's Name in Yearbook to "Masturbate"
4	4 Vote	Spock Gives Teenage Girl Advice About Bullies; Entire Internet Has to Retrain Weed-Sniffing Dogs
1	1 Vote	Malawi to Review "Stand Your Ground" Laws?