Headline Smasher | Recent Smashes

2	2 Vote	Google Wallet Will Soon Allow You to Click on It
2	2 Vote	We're Sort of Astronomical Phenomenon
3	3 Vote	When My Mom Is Worse Than Godzilla? KFC Japan Unleashes Deep-Fried Soup
1	1 Vote	26 Reasons to Not Believe This Headline Was Intentional
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Is a Garbage Monster Who Needs a Teenage Samantha Jones Ever Said on Sex and the Robot He Can't Get Up!
100	100 Vote	NSA Officers Spy on Octopus Lovin
4	4 Vote	This Gay Couple Just Got Hotter
8	8 Vote	A "Drummer Wanted" Ad Has Backfired Hilariously
1	1 Vote	Which Gawker Advertisers Are "Sensitive" About the World?
1	1 Vote	Articles About Hillary Clinton's Hair Are Why We Can't Stop Looking at a Comfy Hotel Inside Moscow's airport
139	139 Vote	My Neighbor Has a Detachable Penis
2	2 Vote	Jon Stewart Decided to Sit on My BIKE Helmet
4	4 Vote	There Is a WOMAN. Everyone REMAIN CALM
2	2 Vote	Kanye Wants Andy Warhol's Insane "Cousin" to Give a Shit
2	2 Vote	Volunteering for the Working Poor by Finding a Solution to Getting a Man-Beard Petting
1	1 Vote	Oh Crap: We Start Turning Into Our Hearts
2	2 Vote	We Killed an American Democracy
4	4 Vote	Stork Recently Detained by Egypt for Alleged Sexual Extortion Scheme
1	1 Vote	Um, Rihanna Kissed Chris Brown Maybe Did Sex in Movie Theaters
2	2 Vote	David Cassidy GET OUT Of Bed
1	1 Vote	Kate Upton and Snoop Dogg Posts Anti-Romney Top 10 List He's a White N**ga
8	8 Vote	As Israel's Military Pursues Enemies on Twitter, Hilarity Ensues
2	2 Vote	Obama Is Waging a War but No Fatties Allowed
75	75 Vote	For Christ's Sake, Chris Brown Didn't "Lose His Virginity" at Age 61
2	2 Vote	36 Things You Can't Put on Your New Robot Overlord
1	1 Vote	Are You Offering Me Discounted Liposuction? Are You Kidding Me, America? How Is Docker.io Different From Ours?
2	2 Vote	Thieves, Cobblers, and Fan Edits: The 50-Year Odyssey of an Email Asking Me to Come Home to Use Power Tools
5	5 Vote	Tokyo Train Station Is Covered in Kittens!
1	1 Vote	What It Tends to Ignore Is Why the Mustache Was Added
1	1 Vote	Watch William Gibson Read From His Wheelchair to Breakdancing in a Box
1	1 Vote	Why Are Schools Teaching Our Kids Science That Is All
1	1 Vote	"Offensive" Sex Buddha Statue Removed From Getty's Website
2	2 Vote	Corey Feldman Wants to Build More Perfect CGI Boobs
2	2 Vote	Resident Evil 5 Has a Penis-Shaped Bong and Cockroaches Mutate
3	3 Vote	Live Nude Genes: Another Scientist Bares His Genome to Unravel Oyster Mysteries
1	1 Vote	The Assassination of Canada by the Red Wedding Crunchers
2	2 Vote	Obama: If Daughters Get Tattoos, We Will All Live to Regret It
1	1 Vote	Cod Catches Up as Doctors Prepared to Ban Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Rainbows
1	1 Vote	China's "Love Hunters" Are Just Beginning
2	2 Vote	11-Year-Old Sebastien De La Cruz Owns the National Enquirer