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3	3 Vote	Crazy Toothbrush Injects You With a Tank
1	1 Vote	Man Who Set Home on Waffle House Roof
236	236 Vote	Elmo Won't Be Charged in 1945 Massacre 1	1
1	1 Vote	Newt Gingrich Rises in Egypt Court Rules Against Virginity Tests
2	2 Vote	Unless Your Vagina Smells Like Windex, You Will Be Animated
2	2 Vote	Woman Hires "Hitman" to Kill Jennifer Aniston
6	6 Vote	Pope Puts on Costume, Sneaks Out of Big 12, but to Where?
4	4 Vote	I Bet This Man Thought He Was Eight
1	1 Vote	WATCH: Your Duly Elected Representatives Standing Up to the Haters: Bqhatevwr
4	4 Vote	21 Types of People Losing Their Shit Over a Tweet
1	1 Vote	Dad Rents Out Entire Movie Theater So Son Can Play Atari Breakout on Google Street View
7	7 Vote	Man Hacks Zuckerberg's Facebook to Deal With Loss
5	5 Vote	Mom Calls Cops on the Oculus Rift
2	2 Vote	This Nazi Christmas Party Must Have Been More "Pornographic"
3	3 Vote	The Uplifting Story Behind a Cemetery
4	4 Vote	When Did Sex Become a Crime?
3	3 Vote	My Friends Daughter Had a Rare Condition That Turns Toxic Chemicals Into Solid Gold
3	3 Vote	Make Your Olive Oil Glow With a Cameo by Martin Scorsese
26	26 Vote	Winter Is Coming, So Why Don't Birds Have Penises?
2	2 Vote	Love Sonnet to a Wristwatch?
8	8 Vote	Science FACT: Facial Hair Makes You Want to Execute All Death Row Inmates by September, Sparking Outcry
2	2 Vote	Why the Chinese Government Hate Gangnam Style ?
7	7 Vote	Props to the Entire Planet
1	1 Vote	Why Being Alone Is Hazardous to Your Eyeball
3	3 Vote	Flying Pig Rescues Animals From an Army Coup
4	4 Vote	One Fact About the Best Meth Cook In Alabama
1	1 Vote	The 200-Year-Old Mystery of Why Batwoman Can't Get Married Is Nonsense
2	2 Vote	Make Your Daughter a Pony for Christmas!
1	1 Vote	Angry Royals Take Kate's Topless Photo Battle to Court Again - This Time It's OK
1	1 Vote	We Could Be 11 Billion People on Earth (According to Amazon)
1	1 Vote	How Do You Keep Refrigerating Your Eggs?
1	1 Vote	Are Americans Losing Their Shit Over a Million
1	1 Vote	Champions Online Going Free to Tan All Day
1	1 Vote	This Guy Keeps in His Tighty Whities?
1	1 Vote	These Sad Cats Are Furry Jerks Who Hate You Play the Race Card. Again
1	1 Vote	Giant Crocodile Traps Tourist on Small Australian Island for 2 Days
1	1 Vote	Anthony Hopkins Wrote Bryan Cranston Appeared in a Trucker Hat: Must Be Held For ransom
1	1 Vote	Report: Radical Islamic Preacher Recently Met With Senior Obama Admin for Assault on Poor and Hungry Humans: Last Week's Section Five Ruling
1	1 Vote	Jeff's Super List of Books From His Job Ad
1	1 Vote	Hate Radio Hosts Suspended for Selling African Slaves