Headline Smasher | Recent Smashes

3	3 Vote	Ralph McDaniel Refused to Help Men Measure Their Erect Penises
1	1 Vote	The Republicans League of Legends Team Disqualified For, Yes, "Toxic Behaviour"
1	1 Vote	Covered in Defecation: This May Be the Worst Person in Russia Cites
1	1 Vote	New Jersey Senate Approves Shitty Abortion Bill to Make Women Smile
1	1 Vote	Cable News Networks Really Love It if You'd Bang a Drunk Guy In India
1	1 Vote	Creepy "It" Clown Freaks Out Hollywood Megastars With Reality-Defying Ice Pick Trick
1	1 Vote	I Let My Dogs Out for Full Marriage Equality (VIDEO)
1	1 Vote	Click This for 20 Years
1	1 Vote	US Officials Investigate San Francisco Airport; One Is missing
1	1 Vote	Second-In-Command of U.S. Teens Eat Like Shit
1	1 Vote	There's Something Absolutely Insane Happening in the Netherlands
1	1 Vote	U.S. Ambassador Thinks Russian Journalists May Be Needed in Drug Cartel Murder-For-Hire Plot
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Know if Something Is Moé
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Feels Threatened by "Leather Leaves"
1	1 Vote	Jude Law Finally Ugly Enough to Combat Childhood Obesity?
1	1 Vote	Mike Huckabee Takes on Wrestling. It Gets Messy
1	1 Vote	The Fart That Saved a Transformer's Life Isn't Ron Jeremy Tired???
2	2 Vote	Dr. Oz Raps While Wearing a Toupee Worse for America Than Terrorism? (Maybe!)
114	114 Vote	15 Alternatives to Sounding Like a Tool
1	1 Vote	Vice President Biden Did Himself a $150,000 Batcave
89	89 Vote	These Parents Are Refusing to Get Excited About a Mermaid
136	136 Vote	Al Roker: I Pooped in My Mouth
2	2 Vote	Here's a Vagina Tiara Made From Human Skin
1	1 Vote	UPDATED: Mississippi Rep. Wants "Gulf of Mexico" Changed to Prevent Abortions
1	1 Vote	Obama Asks Biden to Make the Metal Gear Teaser for Everyone Else
1	1 Vote	The Awesome Trick a Magician Pulls Off With His Gun at the Farmer's Market Last Week
1	1 Vote	Why Are Women Too Sexy for I.T.?
0	0 Vote	Mars Rovers Enter Teen Years, Begin Drawing Penises on Everything You Can Help Fix It
1	1 Vote	Shorter, Funnier, Truthier Version of Cher's "Believe?"
1	1 Vote	Israel Cancels Ad Campaign Aimed at Fanless Tablets
2	2 Vote	This Bully Will Punch You, Then Make You Feel Filthy
1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes I Need Time for Sexy Tricks and Treats
1	1 Vote	Two Londoners Have Reconstructed All of Us
1	1 Vote	Breast-Milk-Flavored Lollipops Are Now Cooking Meth
65	65 Vote	Over 88,000 Die in a Sandbox
2	2 Vote	Seriously, Poop Pills Just Might Get a Road Fixed
6	6 Vote	Neil Young Becomes a Couch Potato
7	7 Vote	Oh God, Uwe Boll's on Kickstarter, Raising Money for Syrian Attacks
2	2 Vote	Lobsters Are Now Going Below 59th Street
2	2 Vote	Woman Used Ambulance Like a Filthy Failure