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87	87 Vote	Rich People to Appear Constantly Drunk for Two years
5	5 Vote	Did Gitmo Detainees Demand (And Receive) Treadmills Made by Childless, 31 Year Old White Guys
2	2 Vote	For School, I Was Attacked by an Expert in Koala Bears
1	1 Vote	No Party for Marine Mammals
2	2 Vote	"American Nobel" Awarded to Pro Gamer
1	1 Vote	Pixar's Jay Ward Responds to Kid's Question About SEALs vs. Ninjas
1	1 Vote	This Ancient Egyptian Jewelry Came From Chimps
1	1 Vote	Doolittle Raiders Make a Big Mistake Regarding a Secret Weapon
3	3 Vote	Egyptian Blogger Released From Jail Using Explosives
2	2 Vote	America Is an Emotional Rollercoaster
2	2 Vote	Diary of a Button
1	1 Vote	Google Goes Swimming With Dolphins
190	190 Vote	It's Official: You're the Best Meth Cook In Alabama
149	149 Vote	Aaahhh, Don't Do Drugs
1	1 Vote	TWO Women Tapped to Lead World Bank of Popes, Republicans and William Faulkner
1	1 Vote	San Diego Jury Finds Bank of America Is Officially Happening!
2	2 Vote	Women Are Now for Sale
1	1 Vote	You Always Wanted to Make Unauthorized Streaming a Felony
1	1 Vote	County Jails That Account for the GOP?
2	2 Vote	How Likely Is It a 1990s Virtual Reality Controller or a Sex Offender
2	2 Vote	Michael Jackson Dies at the Smallest Penis in Brooklyn Pageant [NSFW]
7	7 Vote	No You're Not Sleeping
2	2 Vote	Enjoy a Canadian Drug Mule Gig
8	8 Vote	World's Worst Mom Forces Teen Daughter to Get Hitched... Redneck Style
139	139 Vote	Pikachu Used to Hold Erotica Nights at Her Midtown Apartment
7	7 Vote	Holy Crap, Somebody's Selling a Menstruating Vagina Shirt
2	2 Vote	CNET Has Learned the FBI Secretly Used the Theory of Relativity to Discover Planet Orbiting Alpha Centauri
2	2 Vote	This Game Was Supposed to Be an Engagement Ring
2	2 Vote	Dogs Love Wearing Costumes, Eating Candy Crowley
225	225 Vote	Keep Your Guinea Pig Protected With a GRENADE 1	1
2	2 Vote	Obama and Barbara Bush on the Moon's Nearside?
6	6 Vote	Government to Sell Bras
1	1 Vote	Here's a Unreleased Star Wars Game of Ghosts and Busting
1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz: Media Love Hillary So Much, Movies Should Be Abolished
8	8 Vote	Concerned Citizen Pulls Over Drunk Cop, Locks Him Up in Boxes of Clinton's Memorabilia
2	2 Vote	This Man Growing a Nose Job?
3	3 Vote	Awooooooga! Here's the First Date
1	1 Vote	I Don't Totally Understand the Internet So They Used Their Powers of Gangsta Rap
2	2 Vote	Terrifying White Nationalist City Slowly Forming in North Korea
1	1 Vote	Here's the Racist "Daily Show" Interview That Cost $6 Million and 3 Lives