Headline Smasher | Recent Smashes

1	1 Vote	Rand Paul May Derail New Fed Chair Unless the Senate Votes on This One Person Would Have Agreed to Come Perform at Proposal
4	4 Vote	Obama: Romney Is Pretending He Came Up With Bad Sex and Being "Monogamish"
1	1 Vote	Will.i.am SUES Pharrell I.AM Who I.AM and You're Way Past Its Expiration Date?
1	1 Vote	A Mysterious, Inscrutable Voice of the Day Phil Donahue Was Fired for Accessing Kim Kardashian's Records
1	1 Vote	Monday Morning Market Roundup: Here's How This Young Woman From New York Post Scooped Reality Star Trek Cosplay of the Octonauts
1	1 Vote	Chief Sponsor of Virginia "Personhood" Bill Calls the Cops on Man Who Ripped Mom In obit
1	1 Vote	Extended Game of Thrones Most Horrifying Scene, Now Safe for Kids!
1	1 Vote	Why Didn't We See the Potential in "People We Ignore Every Day"
1	1 Vote	Megan Fox on a Loop Forever
2	2 Vote	President Obama Would Be a Redneck
1	1 Vote	Insurer Must Pay Poorly and Skimp on Benefits, or Must Ratchet Up Prices to Meet With Lawmakers Over shutdown
1	1 Vote	Robbie Knievel I'm an Alcoholic but I'm OPPOSED to Jewish Values
1	1 Vote	No Plea Deal, No Guilty Plea, Attorney for Race Baiting in Drug Case
2	2 Vote	Antarctic Treaty at 50 of Mice, Men and Women Are Biased Toward Thinking They Aren't Fighting for LGBT Rights Group
2	2 Vote	Steve Jobs, I'mma Let You Watch Wednesday's
1	1 Vote	Widow Sues for $1.1 Million Per Year, or About $5,815 Per Employee
1	1 Vote	Indian Elephant Tries to Calm Doubts
1	1 Vote	Federal Prosecutors Told Not to Squee, Latest Hobbit Trailer Stitched Together in Kenya
1	1 Vote	Disney Blocks Release of Power Tool
1	1 Vote	US Military Has Launched a Drive With Palestine's "Speed Sisters"
1	1 Vote	Obama: There Are 8.8 Billion Earth-Size, Just-Right Planets
1	1 Vote	Groom Decides to Cash in on Obama, Insultingly
1	1 Vote	Scientists Can Now Murder Animals, People From Both Sides, Senate Scheduled to Vote Count
1	1 Vote	D.C. Car-Chase Driver Thought the Government to Pay Income Taxes?
1	1 Vote	Minor Movement on US Menus in 18 Months
1	1 Vote	A New Antibiotic That Can Get HBO Without Having Cable, but It's Not Worth It
1	1 Vote	Fox & Friends Segment on Daddy-Approved Prom Dresses Is So Freaking Delicious
1	1 Vote	Hollywood Celebs Get a Grip on Thanksgiving Bingo
1	1 Vote	Obama: There Are 17,000 of These Crazy Armored $1,000,000 SUVs
1	1 Vote	Casting Calls for a Hate-Filled Screed Against Jewish Participation in US Stem Cell Agency to Sue Ex-NFLer for Outing brats
1	1 Vote	Las Vegas Mom Collaborates With His Gun Before rampage
1	1 Vote	Major Personalised Medicine Test May Be in Extremely Poor Taste to Suggest a Return to Cairo's Tahrir Square
1	1 Vote	Watch a Politician Says He's a White Supremacist
1	1 Vote	Chuck Grassley Advocates Boycott Starbucks Over Open Carry of Guns and Now, an Otter Tossing a Rock Between Its Paws
1	1 Vote	Exec Shuffle: CBS Reality Stud Takes Off for NBC Official Game of Thrones Porn Spoofs
1	1 Vote	The Disease-Causing Fungi That Lurk in Your Hands
1	1 Vote	Georgia State Rep Votes Against It, Sr. State Dept. Officials Suspended Over Taped Beating
1	1 Vote	New Vaccine Scare Following UK Death of Greenland, Instant Niagaras and Climate Wars
1	1 Vote	Major Credit Ratings Agency CEO Is Pretty Terrifying
1	1 Vote	Getting Garbled Texts From a Competitive Shooter's Home May Not Be Gay in 2001