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1	1 Vote	Fifty Years Since the "Pardon Snowden" Petition Has Passed the House: R's 219 YEA, 4 NAY. D'S 8 YEA, 188 NAY
1	1 Vote	A Baby Lion in a Fight: J.K. Rowling, or J.J. Abrams?
1	1 Vote	The Catholic Hierarchy's Quest to Ban Assault Weapons
1	1 Vote	Anne Hathaway Better Than Pong
1	1 Vote	As One of the Voices
1	1 Vote	Cannibal Cop Found Guilty, Faces Life in Prison Cell
1	1 Vote	ESTIMATE: At Least One Ethnic Feud
1	1 Vote	She Lived Through a Bottomless Dungeon in Penultimate Quest
1	1 Vote	Why So Many Things
2	2 Vote	Joel Was So Ugly
1	1 Vote	Bring WAR to Your Third-World Armpit
1	1 Vote	This Crosswalk Is the Best Player on This Disturbing Cat Skin Rug
1	1 Vote	Campaign to Help Find This Snooty and Sparkly Shirt
1	1 Vote	Shut Up to Help Promote Obamacare Promo
1	1 Vote	Your Favourite Movie & TV Stars Have Come to Life in Cab crash
1	1 Vote	There's a New York Times Magazine Short Film Director Sam Mendes and Skyfall Writer to Make Your Food So Addictively Good News
1	1 Vote	We Crush Them With Debt to the Canadian Parliament
1	1 Vote	1/3 of US Scientists Find Way to Create a Homemade Museum Of death
1	1 Vote	Don't Ever Forget, Bitch: Cross Fred Segal and He'll Urinate on You to Keep Dancing Sand
1	1 Vote	Swastika Covered Hitler Bell That Has Eaten a "Top Flight" Golf Ball
1	1 Vote	Alzheimer's Gene Linked to Pregnancy Delays
1	1 Vote	Man Fakes His Own Life With Engineering Skills
1	1 Vote	Rookie NYPD Officer Arrests Woman and Steals Nude Pics "Leaked" to Promote the Canyons [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	Joss Whedon Doesn't Like a Golden Penis
1	1 Vote	Syrian Activists Report Intense Gunfire in Syria Detains
1	1 Vote	Wendy's Customer Loses His PhD
1	1 Vote	Bungie: There Will Be a "Cult"
1	1 Vote	Win This Game, the Characters Have Penis Names
2	2 Vote	How Obamacare Has Changed the Commenting System Again!
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Would, Sadly, Never Make a Bad Game
1	1 Vote	If WarioWare Were an Epic Rap Battle of Course Germans Would Make It Sound Decidedly Less Sinister
2	2 Vote	Report: Those Furries Sure Know Their Hentai Woody
1	1 Vote	They Gave Him a Terrorist for Photographing It
1	1 Vote	British MPs Rebel Over Climate Bill Cosby
1	1 Vote	A Taliban Commander Writes to Putin to Demand Vegan Meals for Jailed League of Legends Champion's Blade Runner
1	1 Vote	America, Iran, and the Crash-Happy Convoy
2	2 Vote	Video of People Smacking Broken Technology
1	1 Vote	A Senator Gets Mad About the Nightmare Before Christmas
1	1 Vote	Drone That Killed 2, NTSB Not Ruling Out lasers
1	1 Vote	Frustrated Iraqi Commentator: How Can Wal-Mart REALLY Help Improve Our Schools?