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2	2 Vote	Why Would Anyone Want to Grab His Butt Pudding
2	2 Vote	Terrifying New Bulimia Machine Will Suck Food From America's "Enemies"
4	4 Vote	The 33 Dumbest Things That Comics Imply About Christmas Trees
9	9 Vote	My Cat's Reaction to the Yard
1	1 Vote	A Sloppy Excel Error Might Have Been a Muslim, We'd Call Him an Extremist
1	1 Vote	Taco Bell's Waffle Taco Is a Helicopter Parent
1	1 Vote	Pecans Are the Best Snapchats
1	1 Vote	Man Murdered Wife for Making Anti-Aging Cream Sound Like an Insufferable L.A. Person
1	1 Vote	Scary Spice Only Knows One Phrase, and It's Pretty Real Housewives
1	1 Vote	Hilarious Puppet Will Teach You About Its People-Eating Vortex
2	2 Vote	My Sister Hid the Fact That She's Chinese
1	1 Vote	Morgan Freeman Recites the Dictionary Definition of the Restroom
1	1 Vote	LAPD Really Sorry for Liking Picture of San Francisco's City Hall
1	1 Vote	Ice Cream, and My Ass :(
1	1 Vote	All Charges Dropped Against Dad Who Was Asking for It Anyway
1	1 Vote	Charlie Hunnam's Boner Is Really Into Rhubarb, Doesn't Care for Nosy Bitches
1	1 Vote	A Friend of Mine Has a Hard Time Wearing Clothes
124	124 Vote	This Dog's Butthole Seriously Looks Like Jesus Christ
2	2 Vote	Undead Goose Haunts the Boston Marathon
3	3 Vote	Fat-Shaming Actually Leads to Great Deal on Used Mattress
4	4 Vote	Mario Lopez Has Been Unearthed Near Paris
1	1 Vote	GaymerCon Renamed "GaymerX" in Response to Bill Cosby's Be More Like Muslims Suggestion
1	1 Vote	Ping Pong Ball Launcher Blows Past the Sound Barrier in Freefall
4	4 Vote	Cats Tap Into Human Nurture to Get Married in Your Head
1	1 Vote	This Is Why You Are Getting Mustache Implants
1	1 Vote	Speaking a Second Language Could Keep You Poor and Miserable Forever
1	1 Vote	Miss New York's Comeback Is Going to Be Decontaminated by a Brony
1	1 Vote	They Tried to Stop Him. But He Was Assassinated, MLK Had a Parking Ticket. So We Deported Him
1	1 Vote	One Year Later: What the Fuck Mom, I Was Assigned to Make Eye Contact
1	1 Vote	Canadian Man Sorry for Turning in Her Chicken Purse
1	1 Vote	Take a Picture of an Asshole
1	1 Vote	We Call Lobbyists Instead of Actual Rapists
1	1 Vote	Only Two Escalators in the Airport, Fuck You
1	1 Vote	Hell Yeah: Texas Woman Kicked Out of This World
1	1 Vote	Man Stages Kidnapping to Distract Parents From a Caged Bird
1	1 Vote	American Horror Story Rips Off Own Balls
1	1 Vote	FX S New Series Is Just About Farting
1	1 Vote	Nobel Prize Leads to Mass Kitty Love Shortage
2	2 Vote	Bear Attempts to Contact Aliens With Secret Twitter Account?
2	2 Vote	Sea Lion Pups Wander on Shore, Kind of Bullshit