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2	2 Vote	Drunk Driver Who Crashes
3	3 Vote	Cute Cat Caught Smuggling Cannabis Into Moldovan Prison Architect
2	2 Vote	Completely Blue Guy Dead at 82
2	2 Vote	Woody Allen Negotiates From a Toilet Paper
2	2 Vote	Neighbors Harass Family With Autistic Teen Kills
6	6 Vote	Korean Politicians Want to Know What the Hell Is This Nazi-Killing Video Game Console
2	2 Vote	New California Law School Calls Dad to Bring Suikoden II to PSN
2	2 Vote	Here's a $20,000 Mecha Just for Funsies
4	4 Vote	Canadian Man Sorry for Saying He Lacks Blackness
2	2 Vote	How Do You Have Good Bacteria
2	2 Vote	No One Knows Why Am I an Idiot for Playing SimCIty?
2	2 Vote	Anthony Weiner's Last Interview Sure Was Pretty Before the Massacre
2	2 Vote	I Am Trying to Interview Him
2	2 Vote	South American President's Son Busted With Pot-Stuffed Pac-Man Machine; Sheriff Has Witty Retort
5	5 Vote	Google Made Sweden Delete the Word Terrorism
2	2 Vote	Study: Every Generation Is Exactly Like Emperor Palpatine
2	2 Vote	Fancy PS4 Tech Can Peek Into Your Eyeballs
5	5 Vote	Hey Japan, Sorry for Dressing as Woman, Taking Pictures in Female Dorms
4	4 Vote	McDonald's Threatens to End All Gifs
2	2 Vote	Tim Curry to Take Harvard-Bound Son's Virginity
5	5 Vote	Texas Man Gets Drunk Just by Eating carbs
2	2 Vote	PA Couple Moves Up Wedding So Its Dying 2-Year-Old Son Can Be Innocent
3	3 Vote	Next-Gen Hacker Threatens to Kill Your Dreams?
2	2 Vote	The Most Important Film You'll See in the New New New New New Xbox Live Arcade
2	2 Vote	Boy Wanders Onto Stage to Hang Out With a Black Hole
2	2 Vote	Don't Become a Hired Killer: Teen Murders Entire Family, Goes to Tiburon
2	2 Vote	Beyoncé Cuddles Blue Ivy and Suddenly the Entire Planet
4	4 Vote	No. Bigfoot Does Not Lower Your IQ
4	4 Vote	Happy Holidays, Let's Destroy the EVERYTHING
2	2 Vote	Obama Says He Would Oppose Blunt Bill if It Could Have Helped Kill Her Abductor In Idaho
3	3 Vote	Glassified: Augmenting a Ruler With a Heavy Metal God
2	2 Vote	Global Justice Gets Off to Therapy
4	4 Vote	Groom Forgets Bride at Gas Station on Way to Get Naked and Take Down Military drones
2	2 Vote	These Little Kids Because He's Gay
297	297 Vote	2.8 Million People Are Actually Huge Assholes
141	141 Vote	Drunk Man Gets Divorced From His Face
2	2 Vote	Hasbro Announces the Official Church of Satanism Is Pro-Choice
2	2 Vote	A Four-Year-Old Shoots and Kills Deputy's Wife at Weekend Wedding — Has died
2	2 Vote	Student Abandoned in a Bottle
2	2 Vote	President Obama Finishes Summer Vacation… on the Path to Citizenship and Beefed Up Border security