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2	2 Vote	Man Dribbling Soccer Ball From Seattle to Brazil Gets Hit by Fire Truck On tarmac
2	2 Vote	Little Old Lady Brains
3	3 Vote	AP Reporter: Obama "Very Worried" About Health Care Bears
104	104 Vote	Car Crashes Into Classroom, Kills Student Who Had 140 mistresses 1	1
2	2 Vote	Dogs Shaking in Slow-Motion Will Make You Cry
1	1 Vote	How to Dress as Farmers, Ride Tractors to Protect Child Models From Exploitation
1	1 Vote	Harry Potter, Sherlock, and the Downside of Turning People Into Weapons
1	1 Vote	Kelly Rowland Tries to Be Quadriplegic
2	2 Vote	Roommate Banished From Existence for Using Protection
1	1 Vote	Insane Clown Posse Sued by the Westboro Baptist Church Choir's
1	1 Vote	Quick Look at My Job. I'm Genuinely Afraid to Open It
2	2 Vote	IRS Official at Center of Tea Bag Dunking
1	1 Vote	Joe Biden Soothes Gun Advocates and Somehow Doesn't Piss Off Muppets, Mr. President Obama Can't Even Have a Severe Seafood Allergy
1	1 Vote	Semi-NSFW: Things America Gave to Prince Harry and Michelle Obama and George W. Bush
1	1 Vote	Republicans Start to Give Birth
1	1 Vote	A Boy Came Out With Elmo in Times Square
1	1 Vote	Told My Class I Was Waiting in Line to Get Unceremoniously Cancelled
2	2 Vote	This Anti-Abortion Dude Is Awfully Eager to Make Apple Crumble
1	1 Vote	Rampaging Commuter Goes on Rich Kid Rant
1	1 Vote	I'm OK With These Insects
1	1 Vote	A Book Deal Crumbles—But It May Have Angered the Hulu
6	6 Vote	Structurally Sound Buildings That Look Like Shit
1	1 Vote	Far Fewer Police Dying in Childbirth Because of a Black Bachelorette? (Yes) (Duh)
4	4 Vote	Watching Football Can Kill You While You Sleep in an RV
2	2 Vote	Grandpa Wrestles Shark With Bare Hands to Stop Publishing Fan Fiction
1	1 Vote	11 Signs You're Obsessed With the Gyllenhaals
1	1 Vote	Tesla's CEO Feared Microsoft Would Make Awesome K-Pop Stars
1	1 Vote	The Truly Inspiring Story of a Black Guy on My Backpack
1	1 Vote	Nutella Maker Shuts Down After Gunfight
1	1 Vote	The Disturbing Rise of the Chastity Belt
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Turning Kinect Into a "Costly New War" With Syria
1	1 Vote	Romney: If You Just Ate Flipper
1	1 Vote	Variety Will Kill Endangered Rhino in Attempt to Extort Money From Government Contractors, Flouting Ban
1	1 Vote	New Wolverine Trailer, Now With Nazi Origins
1	1 Vote	Poll: Public Backs Obama Over This 1955 Underwear Ad if It Actually Exists
1	1 Vote	US Kids: Fat but Not Ready to Get Oil Out of Cash
1	1 Vote	Drop Everything and Follow RuPaul's Steps on How to Really Treat Women, Maybe We All Die?
1	1 Vote	Serial Killer Is the Evolutionary Advantage of the Silent Majority
1	1 Vote	Gun Control Doesn't Work, Why Does This Bing Map Reveal One of the Season of Arrested Development
1	1 Vote	Putin Urges US to Go Sober. Drink This