Headline Smasher | Recent Smashes

3	3 Vote	Nick Stahl Appears Just Long Enough to Masturbate in Public on Halloween Costume
1	1 Vote	Edward Snowden to Eat Her Highness
1	1 Vote	Your Gross Face Shape Is Probably a Bad Batch of Molly
2	2 Vote	Incredible Algorithm Reveals Invisible Motion in Everyday Video Gamers
1	1 Vote	These Men Think the Ladies Room Is Like Opposing Desegregation
4	4 Vote	Veterans Day Is November 19, You Morons
4	4 Vote	Attention Americans: We Did It Again
1	1 Vote	Rooks With Rocks and Petrol bombs
1	1 Vote	Hey, the South Is Intolerant (Greenville, SC)
3	3 Vote	"White Widow" May Be an Asshole
1	1 Vote	Diet Diet Revolution: How I Became a 45-Story Slum
4	4 Vote	Call Me the N-WORD [Update]
2	2 Vote	Allison Williams Has Advice for Nation's Youth: You're Going to Come Out as Gay
141	141 Vote	Best Son Ever Finds Dad's Long-Lost Mustang, Surprises Him With a Nosebleed and Ends Up Actually Bombing Building
9	9 Vote	Hot Girls in Children's Books
8	8 Vote	Here's How to Make Foods Shaped Like Penises
1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes Have a Burial in Space
48	48 Vote	My Sister Hid the Fact That There Are Wizards Afoot
1	1 Vote	Feeling Sweaty in Your Nightmares
1	1 Vote	This Rapper Just Used Jelly Beans to Convince Them "To Keep the Child"
1	1 Vote	Look, Another Dude Made a Choice
8	8 Vote	That Awkward Moment When You Confuse 1 Canadian Dude With 180,000 Hispanic People, You Might Start Crying
1	1 Vote	Stunning Footage Captures Moment Toronto Cops Shoot and Kill Each Other
1	1 Vote	Nannying Now the World With More Duke Nukem
2	2 Vote	Shut the Fuck Up About the Boob Song
293	293 Vote	Click This for Almost Zero Dollars 4	4
1	1 Vote	Kittens and Ducklings Play Together in a Stop Sign
1	1 Vote	The Wolverine Is a Good Movie and an Important Question
1	1 Vote	Dad, Did You Know the Democrats Have a Motorcycle
1	1 Vote	Rupert Murdoch Apologizes to Oprah Winfrey
1	1 Vote	Romney Immigration Adviser Kris Kobach Says Mitt Romney Belongs on "Arrested Development"
1	1 Vote	Europe Prepares to Admit It, but I'm Not Here to Find Your One True Soul Mate
1	1 Vote	Feds Reveal Likely Cost of Having a Girl for the Weekend Viewing
1	1 Vote	Teacher Informs Parents About Their Mamas?
10	10 Vote	Hubble Gets a Season Four, It Will "Destroy the Elderly"
3	3 Vote	A Sex Offender and a Giant Salamander
2	2 Vote	How Are You Really?
3	3 Vote	Stephenie Meyer Is Never Too Old to Trick-Or-Treat
4	4 Vote	A Politician Tries to Blow Himself up
3	3 Vote	Harry Potter and the American Christmas Tree