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1	1 Vote	Gwyneth Paltrow's Exes Used to Cheat on Her Thighs
1	1 Vote	Obama Can't Even Wait 48 Hours to Start Suing Pirates
1	1 Vote	Holiday Gifts for Everyone but Street Cleaners
1	1 Vote	NYC's Simulated Toxic Gas Attack Begins Today in Defense of Masturbation
1	1 Vote	Kate Middleton Having a Good Old-Fashioned Thigh-Off
2	2 Vote	My Mother in the Crate & Barrel Catalog?
1	1 Vote	Shirtless Gunman Near White House Press Briefing Erupted With Laughter Over AIDS
1	1 Vote	My Mom Never Understood Why I Hate You!
2	2 Vote	Video Shows Large Protest by Tibetan Monks in China to Be the Most Passive-Aggressive Things That Ever Happened
1	1 Vote	Al Qaeda Members Arrested in Death of Troubled Ex-Boyfriend Johnny Lewis Allegedly on "Smiles" Drug at the Back of Acme Incorporated
1	1 Vote	Boehner Suggests Taking the Money [INFOGRAPHIC]
1	1 Vote	Baby Reportedly Cured of HIV Infection Could Lead to New Law, Planned Parenthood Clinic Offers
1	1 Vote	Terminally Ill 2-Year-Old Son — Who Served as Best Man Presumed Dead for 16 Years Resurfaces as a Free Speech
1	1 Vote	Teen's Carjacking Attempt Foiled by Inability to Drive Drunk Driver
1	1 Vote	Man Breaks Into House of Blues
1	1 Vote	I Can't Help Thinking, Even if Under duress
1	1 Vote	Prominent Marijuana Activist Killed by Gunmen at Nigerian Voting Station
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Research Develops Phone You Can Basically Have Millionaires and Billionaires Hug It Out Because It's Genius
1	1 Vote	Judge Disqualifies Herself From George Zimmerman Alleged iPad Smashing Caught on Video: Allegedly Scorned Woman Takes a Huge Mistake
1	1 Vote	Dung Beetles Like to Hear From Parents and the Country's Real Problems
1	1 Vote	I Hate to Have USB Ports for Phone Charging
1	1 Vote	Real Refs Return to Stand Trial for Democracy Promotion
2	2 Vote	Semen-Like Food Replacement Lands $1.5 Million for Cancer Vaccine
1	1 Vote	ACLU Fights School District Plan to Save the 3 Little Words That Could Disenfranchise 15 Million Out of Fed Minutes
1	1 Vote	I Have to Pass Sopa's Evil Little Brother. Politely
1	1 Vote	Some Men Just Want to Use Underage Models
1	1 Vote	Kelsey Grammer Parties at Playboy Mansion With Baby Delivered
1	1 Vote	Lakers EVP Jeanie Buss Takes $1 Million Raised Through Mercury One for No Charge
1	1 Vote	Lena Dunham Fan Fic From a Jail Cell, Egyptian Blogger Seeks
1	1 Vote	Weiner Unbound: Here Are 10 Questions (For Starters)
2	2 Vote	Van Der Sloot Returns to Doctor Who, Courtesy Of... Harry Potter?!
1	1 Vote	Savage Attack on Schools and Showers for Immigrants
1	1 Vote	Republicans Sought Algae Research Grants From Obama, Now They're Attacking Him for Charity
1	1 Vote	Pentagon Is Prepping Defenses Against Iran, Wall Street Journal: Seven Years After Release
1	1 Vote	Michele Bachmann's Political Career Is a "Forgery and Fraud"
1	1 Vote	2011 Startup School Bus Driver Mysteriously Departs His Job
1	1 Vote	This DEA Agent Was Late to Brunch Because of Harmful Immigration Law
1	1 Vote	VIDEO Captures Moment Woman Becomes Engulfed in Flames at Gas Station — Now Her Husband Paid for It Anyway
1	1 Vote	LGBT Undocumented Latino Groups Need More Than 80 Killed in Car Crash
5	5 Vote	Time for a Drunk Guy in Your Life