Headline Smasher | Recent Smashes

1	1 Vote	Dennis Rodman Says Kim Jong Un Just Wants to Play, Get Badly Beaten by Girl Chess Genius Inventor
1	1 Vote	Woman Claiming to Have to Burn Down HBO
2	2 Vote	A Rare, Near-Complete Mammoth Skeleton Has Been Voted the "Ugliest" of Them All?
1	1 Vote	Santorum: Women Are Natural-Born Stalkers, and That Scares the Masses
1	1 Vote	Olympic Athletes Will Be Held in Solitary confinement
4	4 Vote	88-Year-Old Man Is Already Bored With Superhero Films
9	9 Vote	Al Roker: I Pooped in My Bedroom – and You Might Want to Marry a Goat
2	2 Vote	White Supremacist Finds Out He's Part Black Ops
4	4 Vote	The Black Swan Diet Will Not Go Well
1	1 Vote	27 Animals Who Understand Exactly How to Best Cool a PC: Your Air and Water Cooling Options Explained
4	4 Vote	Something Tells Me John Is Lying About Being a Vegetarian at Thanksgiving This Year
6	6 Vote	19-Foot Python Breaks Into Woman's Car, Makes Off With $500 Stash of Sex Toys
1	1 Vote	I Give Thee Bill Murray, Hollywood's Honey Badger Cull
4	4 Vote	Elisabeth Moss Believes Jon Hamm's Ham Is a Secret Room Hidden Behind a Digital Revolution
3	3 Vote	NIH Wants to Carve Out Your Vertebrae
2	2 Vote	Putin Urges US to Buy Them Fruits and Vegetables Instead of Reading "Harry Potter" AGAIN
1	1 Vote	Seven Iranians Charged With DUI After Terrifying Prom-Goers
1	1 Vote	I Don't Program in Face of the Most Festive Struggle for Survival Against Killer Robots Ever Wished
1	1 Vote	Dear Condescending Advertising Agencies: This Is Literally Out of the Year? We'll Know... Soon
1	1 Vote	Gym Takes Down Advertisement Suggesting Fat Women Everywhere
1	1 Vote	O.J. Simpson Another Day of What This Is What My Son Cry
1	1 Vote	Dory Speaking Whale of Pins and Needles
1	1 Vote	Top Stories: Hunt for Halloween Chicago-Style
1	1 Vote	"Arsenal" Found at My Job. I'm Genuinely Afraid to Be a Better Place
1	1 Vote	Hollywood Agencies Help Beleaguered Rich Children Celebrate Halloween Parody
1	1 Vote	Exposé on Miami's "Sugar Baby" Culture Is Most Depressing Brain Finding Ever Heard
1	1 Vote	US Grilling Osama's IT Guy Indicted in Cyber scheme
1	1 Vote	You Might Actually Get Made!
1	1 Vote	It's Hard to Believe This Headline Was Intentional Technology
1	1 Vote	Solange Launches a New Vinyl Record Made With Jellyfish Protein Glows When You Combine a Racist and a Reason
1	1 Vote	Prince Won't Discuss Marriage Equality, Lied About His Fame and Fortune
1	1 Vote	Politicians Have Not Done Anything Wrong, Key IRS Official Says Complaining About Taxes: That's the Kind of Puts Things in L Effing B
1	1 Vote	The Daily Show Creator Sorry for Him... But Seriously?
1	1 Vote	Kentucky to Become a Professional Lying Service? There's a New Study by the Numbers
1	1 Vote	Why Washington's War on Women Is a Limit Files for DIVORCE
1	1 Vote	Ollie Pulls a Reverse-Grinch on the Rain: The Ethanol Mandate Is a Fairly Large Stretch
1	1 Vote	First Major Storm Bringing Snow, Ice, Tornadoes to Central U.S., South Korea
1	1 Vote	Disabled Patients Say Doctors Are Shitty to Fat Patients and Our Lonely Constitution
1	1 Vote	Prosecuters Slap Pistorius With New Iraq Game of Ghosts and Busting
4	4 Vote	Report: FBI Has Been Accused of Chewing Off Girlfriend's Lip