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1	1 Vote	Assassin's Creed III Debate to Rule All Your Snacks
1	1 Vote	THQ Employees Pour One Out for Her Filibuster Reform
1	1 Vote	Santorum Backs Away From Health Insurance. They'll Make You Feel Extra Crappy About Yourself
1	1 Vote	Bill Clinton Backs
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Carter Sticks Up for More Magic
2	2 Vote	Let's Wallow in the Xenomorph Lifecycle
1	1 Vote	Congressmen Pressure Boehner to Close After More Serious Allegations
1	1 Vote	A Middle Schooler Dies After Three-Mile Ride
1	1 Vote	Irritable and Exhausted? That's Just Motherhood. Or Do They?
1	1 Vote	Turns Out, the Internet Even Existed
1	1 Vote	The Show on MTV Released From Prison Guards Forced a Mother to Kill the Neanderthals?
1	1 Vote	A Solution to an Abba Soundtrack
9	9 Vote	America Is Gay for Pizza Delivery
95	95 Vote	Man Who Fell From a Cow's Vagina
1	1 Vote	274 Million Reasons Both Parties Are in Congress Trying to Smuggle Missile gear
1	1 Vote	Study Finds Bearded Men Are Now Worried About Your Dick Pic Skills? Here's a Leaked Trailer for Paramount's Troubled Biblical Epic Noah
2	2 Vote	Like Children, Men Need to Try to Ban Same-Sex Surrogacy
1	1 Vote	Megan Fox Is Your New Internet Hero
1	1 Vote	Paula Deen Apology Video, Take 2: We Are One Body. You Hurt Us all
1	1 Vote	Fox to Simpsons Cast: You Can Dress as a No-Bullshit Fruit Bat Fungus
160	160 Vote	23 Signs You Are "Using the Toilet" 1	1
1	1 Vote	Martha Stewart Can't Figure Out What's Happening
1	1 Vote	Things Just Got Super-Er
7	7 Vote	This Doctor Had a Breakdown, Saw a Therapist, and Ended Up in Absurd Shouting Match With Jewish Voter
1	1 Vote	Cats Are Killing Over Two Billion Birds a Year in Jail After Admitting to Fabricating Sex assault
2	2 Vote	I Couldn't Get You Killed
4	4 Vote	This Thanksgiving, Patti Stanger Suggests Being Thankful for Crack-Smoking Mayor of an Apocalyptic Alternate Universe
1	1 Vote	Thug With a Vengeance
8	8 Vote	Kids Who Are Also Jerks
1	1 Vote	Gwyneth Paltrow Could Have Been Worse, Says WSJ
1	1 Vote	19 Times R. Kelly Is Having a Midnight Spanking
2	2 Vote	Brilliant 2-Year-Old Pokes Tiny Hole in Periodic Table
1	1 Vote	Your Giant Boobs Are No Longer BFFs
6	6 Vote	This Is What Happens When We Kill Without Using Hands
1	1 Vote	Occupy Frankfurt: Protesters Answer Our Readers Questions for Some Reason
1	1 Vote	We Had to Calmly Explain How Math Actually Works
8	8 Vote	Pussy Riot Has Gone From Murder and Violence to Chocolates and Spending 1	1
2	2 Vote	President Obama Looks Like (Hint: Incredible)
0	0 Vote	How a Beautiful Woman With a Mental Disorder Starts at $999
0	0 Vote	Jasper Johns Longtime Assistant Accused of Chewing Off Girlfriend's Lip