Headline Smasher | Recent Smashes

1	1 Vote	Senators on Brink of Deal to Avoid Pissing Off Conservatives in Wyoming
1	1 Vote	Famous Actor Tries to Tell Glenn Beck Our Rights Don't Come From Beyond Our Solar System?
1	1 Vote	CIA Finds Some Extra Pics of Bin Laden's Son-In-Law Brought to Life In jail
1	1 Vote	Desmond Tutu Delivers One Kick-Ass Line Against Anyone Advocating for a Fine Mario World-Map
1	1 Vote	PayPal Shafts Indie Developer, Withholds Donated Money to Idiots Who Bought Magic Shoes
1	1 Vote	Wondering Why Young People Don't Vote? Better to Ask a Feminist to Hawk Your Sexist Product
1	1 Vote	Duke Nukem 3D Printer
1	1 Vote	Beautiful Interactive Visualization of the Zombie Apocalypse
5	5 Vote	Tennessee Woman Shoots at Car Full of Silicon Implants
4	4 Vote	Satellite Image Shows North Korean Photoshops
1	1 Vote	Wyclef Jean Says Haitians Don't Need a Dating Simulation That Lets You Defend a Whale of a Lifetime?
1	1 Vote	There Are Women Too Sexy for I.T.?
1	1 Vote	Okay, This R2-D2 Xbox 360 Is Profitable, Despite Being a Rabbi With a Nail Gun to America's Head
1	1 Vote	The Republican Party of Course There's a Bra Vending Machine in Tokyo
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Give a Shit About Naked Boobs Already
1	1 Vote	All-In-One Heavy Rain: Special Edition Where Jar Jar Binks Dies
1	1 Vote	Ryan Responds to Kanye: Finally I'm in a Tree, P-O-R-T-A-L-I-N-G
2	2 Vote	Saturday Night Social: Miley Cyrus a Fucked-Up Hillbilly
31	31 Vote	Snowboarder Buried Alive in Sand Dune For hours
1	1 Vote	The Past, Present, and Future of Harmonix: Part I Fucked
1	1 Vote	I Got Beat Up in the Stomach
3	3 Vote	Couples Have Sex With Unconscious Neighbor to Death: cops
1	1 Vote	Leviosa! Scientists Create Levitation System With an 11-Year-Old Kid and Lost in Glorious Patriotic Splendor
4	4 Vote	Native American Teen in Alabama Is Being Destroyed by the Couple Whose Address He Tweeted
2	2 Vote	Researchers Develop Method to Boost Girls Self-Esteem
3	3 Vote	Documents Reveal Boehner Is a Relationship-Killer
7	7 Vote	An Agenda to Make the "Perfect" Foam Finger
1	1 Vote	Super Mario Wii: Sort of False Religion: Pastor-Turned-Politico Issues Controversial Words About Non-Christians
1	1 Vote	Mysterious Pokemon Image Might Be the Law
6	6 Vote	Obama Has Turned the North Pole Into a Feminist? It's Pretty Fantastic
6	6 Vote	We Must Make Parachutes Mandatory for All Sorts of Ass
5	5 Vote	Breaking: Obama Administration Making Its Own Pokémon Game. Looks Pretty Great Moments
1	1 Vote	This Man Has an Incredible World of Abandoned Asylums
6	6 Vote	Oregon Teenager Found With Bombs, Allegedly Intended to Blow Up Government Building Sign Over Misspelled Word
1	1 Vote	How Toronto's Crack-Smoking Mayor Rob Ford Runs Over City Council Member During Meeting to Strip Club
2	2 Vote	40 Pythons Found in Vietnam Jungle After Fleeing Their Village During the Cold War
1	1 Vote	Ann Romney: I Love the Fact That People Are Refusing Food in Protest
1	1 Vote	Well, Crap... Sony's Password Reset System Has a "Thing" for Redhead Men Face
1	1 Vote	MMO Bickering Pits Warcraft Against Warhammer in a Taco, or a Human Being, Not a Right to Ban Contraception Accommodation
1	1 Vote	Hells Angels Plotted to Kidnap and Eat His mother