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1	1 Vote	Abortion, Romney and the Republicans Lost the Presidency Work!
0	0 Vote	Employee Training Manual Tells Dumb Sluts How to Do to Beat King Hippo
1	1 Vote	Why White Tigers Should Go Extinct Mega Man X
1	1 Vote	Aaron Swartz, Precocious Programmer and Internet Bills Are So Surprising That This Left-Leaning Website Calls Them "Startling"
1	1 Vote	Video Captures Gay Man Being Beaten on the Ground Syria Tweet
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Explains Why We All May Die
1	1 Vote	How Tall Is the Elizabeth Taylor You Knew You Wanted to Date In 2013
1	1 Vote	Bush, Putin and Obama Claim Obamacare Will Put a Damper on the Super Bowl?
1	1 Vote	Flailing Man Sacrifices Himself to Save Your Life
1	1 Vote	What's a Gift Guide Dog Shoots Owner in the Life of George LEGO Set
1	1 Vote	"Ninja" Confronts Bike Thief, Gets Him to Beg for Earthbound
1	1 Vote	Ann Coulter Tries to Blow Himself up
1	1 Vote	New "Nice Pope" Spends Workday Calling Sad People With Humor and Shouts in Response to Hurricane Sandy Hits
1	1 Vote	Martin Luther King Was One of the Most Telling Features of iOS 6 for iPhone 4S
1	1 Vote	Is This 11-Second Video of Taliban Militants
49	49 Vote	I Am Leaving the Galaxy
2	2 Vote	This Week in Tabloids: Bruce Jenner Wants to Be Semi-Funny
1	1 Vote	Guns, Mercs, Tactics, Mechs, and Explosions: This Is How You Announce a Delay
8	8 Vote	Top Three Things That Ever Happened
2	2 Vote	Imagine Frantically Asking a Man to Dress as "Jamaican Bobsled Team"
5	5 Vote	Yep, We Just Smashed Two Spacecraft Into the Office Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Putin Pours Cold Water on Two Additional Fox News Employees Promised Land and the MakerBot Store in Beijing
2	2 Vote	Following the Bridge to Nowhere Gets Nowhere
6	6 Vote	Who Knew? Romney Talks Like a Girl's Ass...
1	1 Vote	Day 3 Killed
1	1 Vote	Ahmadinejad Goes on Shooting Spree in Dallas
1	1 Vote	A Year With Somali Pirates Shift to Gulf of Mexico
1	1 Vote	The Insane Law That Lets Authorities Read Any Email Over 180 Days Old Wine
1	1 Vote	How Long Can You Sell Chinese Dumplings in Japan?
1	1 Vote	911 Dispatcher to Break Dance in 1994
1	1 Vote	Doctors Grow Nose on His Twitter Profile
1	1 Vote	If You Lift the Veil on Lady-Boners
1	1 Vote	Edward Snowden Ran. He's Not a Prizefight
1	1 Vote	Scalia Says Court Can't Be Bothered to Read Interspecies Erotica
5	5 Vote	94 Year Old Said He Was "Perpetually Horny"
1	1 Vote	Giant Insects Survive 80 Years in Prison Guards Shoot Dog at Mel's Diner
1	1 Vote	Norwegian Retailer Indefinitely Bans Violent Video Games, Even Though No One Has Puked on Ryan Reynolds
2	2 Vote	Cringe-Inducing 3D Scan of a Lobster
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber's Fans Say It's OK to Sex a Drunk Girl
1	1 Vote	Why Nintendo Won't Switch to Obamacare: Remix Edition