Headline Smasher | Recent Smashes

1	1 Vote	London Mayor Nearly Killed While Cycling Fans
2	2 Vote	President Barack Obama Becomes the President of the Camera, This Time Next Year
2	2 Vote	Welcome Back to North Korea Kill Dozens Killed
2	2 Vote	My Friend Sent Him Dick Pix
2	2 Vote	Teach Your Kid to Love in Saudi Arabia After Beheading
2	2 Vote	Bodyguard Chokes Anthony Kiedis After Mistaking Him for Being "Too Flamboyant"
2	2 Vote	White House Raises Question About SEALs vs. Ninjas
3	3 Vote	Tumblr Has a Problem With Police in Lithuania, Better Hide That Hammer and Sickle
2	2 Vote	Sinead O'Connor Calls for Catholic Boycott of Ghosts and Busting
2	2 Vote	What Are the Justice League of Porn and Pokemon Have Way More Swag Than You Are Probably an Awesome Adult Diapers
1	1 Vote	Man of Steel Gets Sequel and May Negatively Affect Patient Access
2	2 Vote	God Takes a Holiday in Zombie Apocalypse, Wildlife Would Kick ass
2	2 Vote	Man Dies Attempting "Gangnam Style" Dance Off
2	2 Vote	15 Reasons Why Long-Distance Relationships Are Better Than Lohan's
2	2 Vote	The 23 Most Wonderfully Scottish Things That Make Us Long for a New Director Attempts to Stop Abortion Bill Hearing Gets the Last 4 Years
2	2 Vote	How to Wash Your Kid's Pacifier? Just Lick It Clean, It's Cool Trivia
130	130 Vote	UK Government Wants a Hug
1	1 Vote	Watch the Yeah Yeah Yeahs Prance About on the News: Older People and Not the One Who Thinks We're Perverts
1	1 Vote	Clinton Urges Sudan to Move Forward on Combating Climate Change Covenant
2	2 Vote	Evil Mountain-Dew-Fueled Robots Coming to World Domination
2	2 Vote	A Man in Military Should "Expect" Sexual Assault Because It Doesn't Really Make Sense
2	2 Vote	Ghostly Shark No Longer Stranded in a Three-Stage Evolution and Then There Was Something Missing From Republished Version
2	2 Vote	Ubisoft Won't Have E3 Presence
2	2 Vote	British Newspaper Sold for Peanuts
2	2 Vote	How Quantum Levitation Works, and Its Slightly Less Impressive Brother, the Keyboard
1	1 Vote	You Can Almost See Miley Cyrus Nipples in Her Head of Greenland, Instant Niagaras and Climate Wars
1	1 Vote	Is "Drunkorexia" Really a Compliment?
2	2 Vote	Why Aren't There Any Photos of Dogs Eating
1	1 Vote	12 Killed in Wave of Attacks Mars Religious Festival in Iraq Pulls
1	1 Vote	26 Puns That Are Likely to Fire Blanks
3	3 Vote	DMX Bursting Into Song on Doctor Who?
3	3 Vote	Pac-Man Is a Parody, but Some People Are Never Too Late to Brunch Because of "Vagina"
2	2 Vote	Patient Gets Shot in Leg by His Own Yard
2	2 Vote	New Jersey Bans Gay Conversion Therapy Llamas
2	2 Vote	Vegas Mom Gives Birth To son
2	2 Vote	Let's Stop Talking About a Mountain Lion
1	1 Vote	29 Reasons to Be Vaginally Probed Before Abortions
2	2 Vote	Zimmerman Was Not a Real disorder
2	2 Vote	Family Claims Teen Denied Life-Saving Heart Transplant Because of "Faddish" Dreadlocks
83	83 Vote	24 Signs You Were in the Closet