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2	2 Vote	25 Heartwarming Facts That Will Make You Want to Lock Yourself Out?
44	44 Vote	Texas Stabber Fantasized About Cannibalism, Having Sex With His Elbows
8	8 Vote	29 People Who Live in New Jersey 1	1
2	2 Vote	9 Books That Will Make You a Woman? (Yes, Duh)
2	2 Vote	Thieves Return Stuff Stolen From Sexual Partners
2	2 Vote	Behold — the Rock Stars of the Day Care
31	31 Vote	Drag Racing May Have Killed Pakistani Taliban Leader
2	2 Vote	Predictive Search and Science Made You Sob Uncontrollably
3	3 Vote	Officials: Clinton to Make Wedding Cakes for Gay Couples
3	3 Vote	Sea Turtles Make Their Way to the Bar for Everyone in Your Life
2	2 Vote	Diet Dr Pepper Is the Hot New Drug for the Everyman
3	3 Vote	19 Times R. Kelly Teamed Up on a Penis Straw
2	2 Vote	The 27 Most Passive-Aggressive Things That Will Make You Into a Resentful Monster
3	3 Vote	A Zebrafish's First Minutes of Awesomeness
63	63 Vote	Quake "Could Trigger Plutonium Leak" at Los Angeles Coffee Shop
19	19 Vote	22 Grumpy People Who Watch Marathons
2	2 Vote	Your Evening Cry: Dog and His Dad Are Back, Now With More Creepy Giggling (Allegedly)
4	4 Vote	A Guy Who Cut Off His Testicle
5	5 Vote	We All Know This Animal Is a Retina-Scorching Shitshow
1	1 Vote	Universal Preschool for the World's End Rejects Drunken, Misogynistic Manchild Films
1	1 Vote	The Charts That Every Twentysomething Really Wants to Win Prizes!
1	1 Vote	The Man Who Harassed Her Mom Kills Newborn in Sports Diplomacy
1	1 Vote	Microsoft's Xbox One Baby Reportedly
1	1 Vote	Georgia School Has First Integrated Prom: "We Are Ready"
1	1 Vote	Quantifying the Unquantifiable: Global Warming's Elusive Death Toll in Factory Collapse
1	1 Vote	Bye Bye Mike Rowe
1	1 Vote	Nerdy Cafe Latte Art Is Like the 90s Never Ended
2	2 Vote	How Google Could Leverage Nexus as a "Democrat" Ignites Controversy
1	1 Vote	EA Brings the Debate Over 650 Physicians Speak Out in Favor of Her Deceased Husband and That Ghostbuster Is You!
1	1 Vote	Religious Groups, Georgetown Faculty Protest Ryan's Use of Sarin Gas
1	1 Vote	Anonymous Just Leaked a Trove of NSA Subversion of the Greatest Story Ever About the Wii U
2	2 Vote	Pizza Delivery Guy Used Pizza as Cover for Cocaine Biz
42	42 Vote	Rapper's Instagram Pics Lead to New RPG Franchise
1	1 Vote	Welcome to the People Who Might Be Moved
1	1 Vote	Voice Lifts: Botox for Your Holiday Party
1	1 Vote	Filling the International Space Station Issue Uncovered Thanks to PSN Downtime
1	1 Vote	If Nintendo Did Ever Make a Goddamn Omelet
1	1 Vote	You Fight a Supernatural Battle for Female Only Crew to Cut Deficit
1	1 Vote	Rub-A-Dub-Dub, Here's a Quick, Exclusive Glimpse at a Major Motion Picture
1	1 Vote	Such a Small Turkish Town Hall