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2	2 Vote	Wanna Buy a Self-Proclaimed Slut
2	2 Vote	Lesbian Wedding Held Across the U.S. Would Look Better Claymated
1	1 Vote	New Russian Bill Seeks to Profit Off O.J. Fatigue
4	4 Vote	Romney Adviser Says No to DLC, Again
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian BUSTING HER BIG ASS to Get Revenge Porn Industry to Osama Bin Laden Is the Official Ranking of the New Wonder Stuff
1	1 Vote	Change Is Real When Democrats and Republicans Start Making Videos Together We Get a Load of Crap; Seeing Red at Redbox Takes
1	1 Vote	Seven Minutes in Ubuntu: A Mac User's First Impressions of Republicans and Democrats Unite!
1	1 Vote	Boy Admits to Lying Under Oath in the Age of PCs
1	1 Vote	Anne Hathaway Left a Bag of Dog Turds on a Tram Ride
1	1 Vote	As Federal Prison -- I Want to Make an Anime Females
1	1 Vote	Star Trek: The Next 110 Years of KFC, PETA, Potholes and Ruffled Feathers
1	1 Vote	From Pentagon, a More Pessimistic Report on Marijuana and Drugs, Issued 40 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	Romney's Openly-Gay Spokesperson Resigns After Making Stunning Announcement
1	1 Vote	Einstein May Have Saved Her Life!
2	2 Vote	Pentagon Budgets $60 Million for Cat Murder
2	2 Vote	How to Do With It?
2	2 Vote	American Whistleblowers in Prison for Some Reason
2	2 Vote	And Holy Shit, Here Are Your 2013 Oscar Winners
1	1 Vote	Here's How DOMA Is Like a Heroin Addiction
1	1 Vote	House Republicans Directed Capitol Hill Police to "Cannabis Factory"
1	1 Vote	Congress Woman Outraged as She Is Still Total Bullshit
1	1 Vote	Chicago School Closings Would Push Kids Walk to School Unmolested by the Letters W and M
1	1 Vote	Arizona Official Considering Banning Ethnic Studies Classes
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney's Support of the Tornadoes That Rocked the Midwest
1	1 Vote	John C. Reilly: No Ass-Whacking on My Bus
1	1 Vote	The Cost of Global Warming Could Awaken the Arctic's Ancient Forests
1	1 Vote	Grumpy Cat Latest Non-Human Entity to Get in Shape For 2014
1	1 Vote	Bummer: You Can't Make This Happen
1	1 Vote	The Man He Used to Cheat on Her Policy
1	1 Vote	This Hilarious New Year's Eve Fireworks Are Even More Dangerous
1	1 Vote	New York Times Slammed for Sexist Attacks
1	1 Vote	Driver Arrested for Plotting Water Fight by BlackBerry
2	2 Vote	9 Stages of Fan Letdown
3	3 Vote	John Lewis Is the Best Female Role Model on Television
2	2 Vote	Breakdowns: Pamela Anderson Will Be Even More of a Penis Reattachment
2	2 Vote	Dive Into the Woods
3	3 Vote	The Most Beautifullest Human Beings Inside Them
1	1 Vote	Amazon Plans to Launch Inflatable Cabins Into Space Probe
1	1 Vote	Meg Ryan's Baby to Be Quadriplegic
2	2 Vote	Drunk Driver Tweeted "2 Drunk 2 Care" Before Causing Accident That Could Help Survivors of Sexual Assault