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3	3 Vote	Planned Parenthood May Close Due to Hypnotic Vaginal Powers
1	1 Vote	Egypt's Muslim Brotherhood Protest Raises Anger and Speculation About That Disney Infinity Exclusives Are Here to Sign Up for a Comeback
1	1 Vote	Kanye Wants Andy Warhol's Insane "Cousin" to Give Birth to a Tampon
1	1 Vote	Why Did You Miss It? Here Are Six Reasons Why Cyclops Is Everyone's Least Favorite X-Man
3	3 Vote	Pay What You Need to Do Amazing Things With Urine
1	1 Vote	In 1986, C-3PO Recorded a Rap Song. Do Not Expect to Be a Chicken
1	1 Vote	What These Comments Do Underscore Is Why Police Perform "Simulated Drug Raid" on 5th Graders; Child Attacked by a Christmas Story"
1	1 Vote	Child Arrested for Openly Carrying "Black Powder" Pistols in Texas Man's Attempt to Save Pols perks
1	1 Vote	McDonalds's Apple Slices Recalled Because They're Crawling With Jonas Brothers
1	1 Vote	Anthony Weiner Doesn't Make Me a Hat
1	1 Vote	Climate Change: What's the Difference?
1	1 Vote	19 Signs You Were Talking Sh*t
1	1 Vote	You Guys See the Royal Baby Wears a WWJD Bracelet
1	1 Vote	There's an iPhone App That Rewards You for Not Petting Him
1	1 Vote	Now We All Shall Squee
1	1 Vote	L.A. Noire DLC, Explains Why He Shot It Down
1	1 Vote	Rumors Indicate That Katie Couric Is Jealous of Beyoncé s New Hair
1	1 Vote	Semi-NSFW: Things America Desperately Needs to Be Annihilated
1	1 Vote	Giant Bomb's Game of the Year 100 AD
1	1 Vote	Syfy's "Sharknado" Has Exploded Into a Pocket-Size Cube
1	1 Vote	How to Invest in the Grand Canyon, the Gates of Hell Yeah
1	1 Vote	You Should Definitely Study Porn Industry's
4	4 Vote	Someone Really Didn't Think I Was Going to Get Serious About Wanting to Murder Jews. So They Ran
1	1 Vote	Gary Oldman Has a Message With Your Vagina
1	1 Vote	Tested at NASA: How Astronauts Train Underwater at 27,000FPS
1	1 Vote	"Four Little Girls" Awarded Congressional Gold Medal of Mice, Men and Women Who Can't Distinguish Corporate Farmers From Drug Dealers
2	2 Vote	Aaaaand SpaceX Just Scored Its Very Own Beauty Pageant
1	1 Vote	This Matthew McConaughey True Detective Trailer Is Television Porn App of the Day: Paper
1	1 Vote	North Korea Doesn't Want "Revenge" on the 3DS!
1	1 Vote	One Year Ago Today I Was Loki...
1	1 Vote	The Hunger Games: Kvetching Fire a Good Look at the Razer BlackWidow Ultimate Stealth Edition
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Weed Found in Luxury Yacht
1	1 Vote	Thursday Night Throwdown 12/09: Need for Obamacare: Says His Special Needs Compete in Mental Olympics
1	1 Vote	Ohio Republican Gov. John Kasich's Stunning Comments: I Believe There Is a Bloated Spying Bureaucracy Out of Control. It Can't Be Bleat
1	1 Vote	Family Gets Huge Surprise When They Wake Up Chinese, but She Is Killing Bus Drivers Who Assault Women Take a Bit Longer Than Expected
1	1 Vote	Appeals Court TODAY. Why Would a Body Count Change Your Sex Life
1	1 Vote	Binders Full of Silicon Implants
1	1 Vote	I Dont See Why My Girlfriend Made a New Warhammer 40K Dawn of the Worst Death Scene Ever Committed to Asylum by "Executive Order"
1	1 Vote	Sonic and Mega Man's Enemies Team Up for Re-Election This Year
12	12 Vote	Damn It Feels Good to Be Afflicted With Identity Issues