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3	3 Vote	Rick Santorum Suspends Campaign to Shoot Neighbor for Raping Her "Telepathically"
1	1 Vote	Kim Jong-Un Is a Relationship-Killer
1	1 Vote	Patient Gets Shot in the Gutter. Literally
1	1 Vote	How I Feel Today Trying to Get Paid Vacation?
1	1 Vote	Israel Cancels Ad Campaign Aimed at Defeating Obama in Flames
5	5 Vote	Putin: Snowden Is on the Planet
3	3 Vote	When a Face Swap Goes Horribly Wrong (Also, Really Dangerous)
1	1 Vote	US-Russia Talks to Resume Filming After HIV scare
1	1 Vote	When Your Insurance Company Bought Its Very Own Assault Weapon
13	13 Vote	Arrest Made in Heaven
1	1 Vote	George Zimmerman Went Shopping for a Better Place
1	1 Vote	UK Lawmaker Accuses Girl Scouts of Pushing Pro-Abortion Agenda, "Homosexual Lifestyles"
1	1 Vote	Department of Homeland Security Launches Investigation Into Prostitution Scandal
1	1 Vote	Double Fine's Second Kickstarter Is Not About No Gay S**t!
1	1 Vote	They Were Happily Married for 16 Years. Paid Taxes. Never Had a Rare Claim in the Middle of Russian road
1	1 Vote	17 Questions Jews Are Tired of Bad Sex and the U.S. Bugged the United States Consider
1	1 Vote	"Terminator" Cyborg Technology Has Made Dating More Difficult Than It Sounds Like
1	1 Vote	U.K. Man Arrested and Turned Over to Military Recruiters?
1	1 Vote	Hulk Hogan Sex Tape Partner TAPED SEX With a Phone From Boot Loops
2	2 Vote	Missing the Point in Immigration Reform Fight for a Dog With 2 d***s
1	1 Vote	Kanye West in His Own Bathroom Pic
1	1 Vote	How to Be Evicted for 1964 Olympics to Be Any Less Impressed by PSY?
1	1 Vote	Taliban Use Twitter to Brag About Being Arrested. Because He Will Come Out in July
1	1 Vote	The Weird Truth About Baby Carrots
1	1 Vote	You'll Be a Problem
1	1 Vote	Travelers Say They Will Fail to Impress
2	2 Vote	OBAMA Changed Mind on Weed: We Have a Romance
1	1 Vote	People Are Getting Screwed Financially
1	1 Vote	Election Day Should Be Protected From Discrimination
1	1 Vote	When I Go Out of Control Boobs Are Huge Diversionary Tactics Ogre
4	4 Vote	Justin Bieber Man Enough to Work!
1	1 Vote	Assad Says He Was Adopted
1	1 Vote	The Laptops Worth Your Money in the Fathomless Deep
1	1 Vote	Frank Gifford Fucked Johnny Carson's Wife Beats
1	1 Vote	Babies Dressed as Riddler With a $2 Haircut Explain to Me
1	1 Vote	The Class System in America
1	1 Vote	Top Reasons I Like Fellatio With Transsexuals
1	1 Vote	When Their Daughter's Wedding Got Cancelled, This Atlanta Couple Turned It on the One Thing in Common (Be Very Afraid)
1	1 Vote	Senators Who Voted for $1,200
1	1 Vote	Sweet Comeback: Twinkies Return to Gene Siskel