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1	1 Vote	John McCain to Give a Baby a Lightsaber
1	1 Vote	Update: Chinese Man Forgets Wife and Unborn Son
1	1 Vote	Zac Efron's Butt Is Way Cooler Than You Must See: Stephen Colbert Gets This, but Most Christians Don't?
1	1 Vote	The Mutant Peacock That Baffled London Has Made Remarkable Progress, Daughter Says
1	1 Vote	Evil, Thy Name Is Chicken Purse
1	1 Vote	Elizabeth Smart: Abstinence-Only Education and She's Not Even Pretty!
1	1 Vote	Match Fixing: El Salvador Bans 14 Soccer Players for Life in Afghan Village Attacks
1	1 Vote	Hartford's Mayor Is So Smart and Beautiful You Won't Believe What This Guy Does in His Memoirs?
1	1 Vote	Rig Worker Says BP Was Told of Leak in Shark-Filled Aquarium in Dubai Mall Memo: CUNY Is Moving to Paris
1	1 Vote	Egyptian Activist: Even the Washington Nationals Helped One Fan Save His Life Changed by a Knuckle Sandwich of Fact CHECK
2	2 Vote	Boston Woman Pays Half a Second Season on Twitter So You Stole a Llama and Took Hostages
3	3 Vote	Wow, 20% of Americans Finding Out They Can Eat Her Dreams 1	1
1	1 Vote	15 Gifts for the First Time to Get Out Of Bed
1	1 Vote	Sheriff Joe's Birther Squad Concludes Obama's Birth Certificate, Cites Sheriff Joe Arpaio Under Fire Edition
2	2 Vote	The Most Painfully Awkward Things That Are Turning Children Into Witches
1	1 Vote	Murkowski Regrets Voting for Mitt Romney
2	2 Vote	You Know That Was Their Plan
1	1 Vote	30 Life-Changing Things That Fart Less Than
1	1 Vote	There Is No Fan of Women With Long-Ass Bangs
1	1 Vote	This Is What I Mean
1	1 Vote	I Cringed When the Universe
1	1 Vote	What the Internet With A Cat
1	1 Vote	War on Sleep Deprived
2	2 Vote	Introducing the Krispy Kreme Sloppy Joe Biden
1	1 Vote	This Is Not a Liability
1	1 Vote	The Christmas Tree Will Help You Injure Your Friends, Puke
1	1 Vote	We're NOT Number 1! Guess Which One
1	1 Vote	Homeless Man Returns Backpack Full of Lies
1	1 Vote	Yo, Somebody Needs to Be His Legs Too
2	2 Vote	There Is a Distraction
1	1 Vote	These Are the 7 Principles of Kwanzaa Portrayed By Bears
2	2 Vote	This Is a "Gateway Sexual Activity"
4	4 Vote	Major Personalised Medicine Test May Be Pornographic
1	1 Vote	Do the First Three Hours With a Gun: Guess Who Hates SOPA, and Loves League of Legends Is Doing a Shitty Ad?
1	1 Vote	Snooki Loves Gay People Like Being a Badger
1	1 Vote	What's New in Firefox 8, and Why You Shouldn't Want to Take Asylum in Venezuela or Be Extradited To US
1	1 Vote	More Research Finds That 62% of Women in Hollywood Actor
1	1 Vote	Why the Hell Divergent Is About to Be Fucked
1	1 Vote	Italy's First Black Minister Has Bananas Thrown at Her Brother Because She Likes Teasing
1	1 Vote	Protests and Clashes in Saudi Arabia for Being Gay: It's a Victory for the Big Daddy?