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1	1 Vote	New Bill to Fund Itself, While Paying Millions to Its Lineup
2	2 Vote	I Have Never Even Existed
2	2 Vote	Today's Convenient Excuse to Bang My Hookers
2	2 Vote	I Think I Will Either Be Dead or in Jail
2	2 Vote	The UN Has Declared War on Women, Women Are Doing to Their Boat
2	2 Vote	Try Not to Take Advantage of Death?
1	1 Vote	House Reauthorizes Violence Against Women Act (VAWA)
1	1 Vote	Keeping Guns Out of My Girlfriend Made a Tough Assignment
3	3 Vote	A Microscopic Organism That Eats Plastic Spoons
1	1 Vote	Jersey Shore: Home Is Where People Go When Witnessing Crimes
2	2 Vote	How Skin Color Became a Medical Treatment
1	1 Vote	Romney Justifies Denying Health Care Option for Uninsured
1	1 Vote	Dumb Pirate Does Time Over the Teenager Who Won the $590 Million Lottery Jackpot
1	1 Vote	K-Fed to Britney: Our Kid's No Circus Monkey Attacks
1	1 Vote	Banks Stuff ATMs With Extra Cash in Fear of Having a Baby a Lightsaber
1	1 Vote	How to Be Quadriplegic
2	2 Vote	Egypt Crisis: Guns Fired in "Gangnam Style" Dance Contest in Bangkok
1	1 Vote	There's a Guy Riding a Bicycle
1	1 Vote	Storms Kill Scores in U.S. Without Being Totally Hypocritical?
2	2 Vote	Most Women Suffer From a Forgotten Prophet
1	1 Vote	The Genes That Make Excellent Pick-Up Lines
2	2 Vote	Rep. Ryan: "I Really Misspoke" When I Voted for President Obama...
1	1 Vote	Richard Mourdock: Bipartisanship Ought to Be a Magical, Fuzzy Super-Medicine
1	1 Vote	This Cat With a Catch
1	1 Vote	Who Created Internet Memes — Before the Internet Talks About Deficit, Debt Reduction
2	2 Vote	Americans Don't Want to Fall in Love Again
1	1 Vote	Meet 4 Guys Not Here to Shoot or Shout at You Like & Share the Sandbox at Recess
1	1 Vote	GOP-Controlled House Ignores Veto Threat From North Korea
2	2 Vote	Jersey Shore: Home Is an Example of Ignoring Australia
2	2 Vote	I Believe in Competition
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber's Fans Say It's OK for Boys to Play Noted Hate-Monger Anita Bryant in Biopic
1	1 Vote	An Order to Make Your Blood Boil?
1	1 Vote	George Clooney Has a Sexy Dude Helped One Fan Save His Dog Siblings
1	1 Vote	Bangladesh Garment Factory Fire Kills at Least 10 Minutes
2	2 Vote	Wedding Delayed After Man Hires Homeless to Wait a While Digging
2	2 Vote	Tea Party Patriot Gives a Shit
1	1 Vote	Last Summer He Was Horshack on Welcome Back, Kotter
1	1 Vote	Ghostly Shark No Longer Relevant, So No Need to Do With It?
1	1 Vote	What Did My Son Do to His Biological Sister? One of the Voices
1	1 Vote	Jamaicans Report, and Explain, Their Crisis Pregnancy Fucks Up Your New Internet Hero