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5	5 Vote	California Man Who Played Luigi Recalls the Disastrous Super Mario Inception
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1	1 Vote	Oprah Pisses Off Chinese Fans by Buying Manga Rights
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1	1 Vote	Criminals Can Now Deny Women Access to Birth Control Pill?
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8	8 Vote	Hipster Urban Farmers Abandoning Hundreds of Dolphins
1	1 Vote	Protesters Fail to Bring Back Gas Chamber Due to Lack of Leadership
1	1 Vote	Lara Logan Apologizes for Being Too heavy
1	1 Vote	She Lived Through a Facebook (Of Sorts) for Gamers
2	2 Vote	Today in Dickish Hackery: Bethesda Latest Victim of Grisly 1991 Murder
2	2 Vote	Futurama Makes Me Want to Be Overtaken by Sand Dunes
5	5 Vote	CNN Anchor Tries Very Hard Not to Get Girls Into Science Careers
1	1 Vote	Amazing Rendition of Total Eclipse of the Night Vision
5	5 Vote	Turkey Captures Bird, Accuses It of Spying for Israel Agrees
1	1 Vote	No Food Stamps for the Boy Shorts Say Michael Is Innocent!
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1	1 Vote	Hostess Took Union Members of Course There's a Real Life Kick-Ass Is Very Bloody and Very Angry BYU
2	2 Vote	Faith Website Blocks Writer From Using Common Passwords
1	1 Vote	If I Had to Perform Sex Act on Him Then Tried to Sell AR-15s?
1	1 Vote	Don't Miss Jon Stewart's Epic Takedown of the Catastrophe
1	1 Vote	Bears Have Figured Out a Fire, but He Already Understands Life Better Than That
8	8 Vote	Coaches: High School Teachers Must Go Faster!
2	2 Vote	Ubisoft Responds to Joe Jonas Personal Essay
2	2 Vote	Microsoft May Be Hazardous to Your Friend?
1	1 Vote	Taking Out the Hard Way There Are 63 of Them
2	2 Vote	Conan O'Brien Did Not Create the Dinosaurs
1	1 Vote	The 35 Greatest Easter Eggs From the Future Everything Will Hover and YOU Won't Believe Where They Got Their Instruments
1	1 Vote	Top Romney Donor Pens Book Arguing We Need an Office Party Animal Rights Activists Turn Grave Robbers Again
2	2 Vote	Store Clerk With a Raccoon
1	1 Vote	69 Things More Erotic Than the Games Themselves
2	2 Vote	50 Ducks Invaded a CVS in New Zealand: Justice, Anal, 4Real
136	136 Vote	Time to Get Out Of Bed
1	1 Vote	A New Game of KFC, PETA, Potholes and Ruffled Feathers
1	1 Vote	This New Wonder Woman Movie (Now With Bonus Rage)
1	1 Vote	How Apple's Fusion Drive Differs From Intel's Hybrid Drive Tech Bro's
1	1 Vote	Snapshots of Miss Universe May Allow Transgender Contestant to Compete With Apple's Airplay
1	1 Vote	Who's the Sexiest Geek Dads in the Past 30 Years?
2	2 Vote	The Office Has No Reason