Headline Smasher | Recent Smashes

1	1 Vote	Google Failed Big Time, but These Eggs Eat Poo and They're Gorgeous Catching
1	1 Vote	Yeah, Dreadlocked Banana Is Fitting in Just 2 Days!
1	1 Vote	My Farm Is Gone and All I Want It Took
3	3 Vote	WHAT?!? The Police Want to Kill Civil Unions Frantically
2	2 Vote	The Heartbreaking Story of Zach Will Break Your Heart Softer Than It's Ever Been
2	2 Vote	Bubba and the Great Japanese Divide
2	2 Vote	"Gunmen" Hired to Fix Very Serious Ammonia Leak
2	2 Vote	Talk About Billy Wanting to Be a Kid
2	2 Vote	Baby Ava Grace Packs a Year's Worth of Natural Gas A month
2	2 Vote	Harry Potter's Fantasy Football Team Is in the Southern Ring Nebula
2	2 Vote	Tornadoes Hit Midwest, at Least Twenty-Four Dead After High School With the Gyllenhaals
2	2 Vote	Police Launch Manhunt for Woman Accused of Sexually Abusing His Pet Peacock
2	2 Vote	That'll Teach You About Relationships
2	2 Vote	Japanese Developer Codes First Ever Realistic Thanksgiving Simulator
2	2 Vote	How Many Kids Won't Celebrate Their Birthdays Because of Poor Black People and Family Homes, Free Schools, and Even Pat Robertson
1	1 Vote	There's No Getting Around It: The New Head for a Pocket-Sized Hobbit Gang Rapist, Two Child Molesters, and Other Small Engines
1	1 Vote	The Future Gran Turismo Will Feature This Guys Sweet Car Accessory
1	1 Vote	You Can Control Living Cockroaches With a Chainsaw
1	1 Vote	Rapper 2 Chainz Arrested After Green Paint Found Splattered in Nat'l Cathedral
1	1 Vote	Hey Ladies, Want Long Legs? Go to Summer camp
1	1 Vote	Even More Left 4 Dead 2 Is a "Gateway Sexual Activity"
1	1 Vote	A Wal-Mart Worker Asks: Can I Tell You About Becoming a Dystopia
7	7 Vote	No Party Like an Octopus
4	4 Vote	This Little Girl Saves Her Dad's Life—But She Wants A divorce
1	1 Vote	The Nicest Man in France
1	1 Vote	A Brief Encounter With a Lot of Power Glove
1	1 Vote	Joy About a Bowl of Oatmeal
1	1 Vote	How Have I Not Seen This Robot?
1	1 Vote	Black Student Forced to Pee on Art So Humans Can Watch in Awe
1	1 Vote	Thatz Not Okay: Eating Food Off the Couch
2	2 Vote	Cat Bearding Finally Combines Cats, Cameras and the Cynical Use of Chemical weapons
1	1 Vote	Thief Breaks Into Woman's Car, Makes Off With the Kardashians
1	1 Vote	Tank! Tank! Makes a Compelling Cyberpunk Mystery (And It's Only Half Done)
1	1 Vote	More Ads Should Be Like Star Trek?
1	1 Vote	I'm Going to Need This Weekend
1	1 Vote	Organizing McDonald's and Walmart, and Why We Should Switch to a Holiday for Pancakes
1	1 Vote	"Smart Soccer Match" Will Give You Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Too Lesbiany to Be a Mistake
1	1 Vote	Russians Accused of Fatally Stabbing Boyfriend…With a Stiletto Heel
1	1 Vote	Your Cmdr. Shepard Lives on Nickelodeon