Headline Smasher | Recent Smashes

1	1 Vote	Regret Everything: OMG, We're All Still Alive?
1	1 Vote	Teenager Becomes Musical Genius After Suffering a Traumatic Hair Experience
1	1 Vote	Fox Pundit Doesn't Apologize for Your Clitoris
9	9 Vote	Exfoliate Your Lips With a Laser
2	2 Vote	Mystery "Miracle" Priest Is Just a Parade of Meat Products
32	32 Vote	Teen Rapper Records Song About His Big Dick Cheney
1	1 Vote	5-Year-Old Fatally Shot Wife's Lover Found Not Guilty to Slaughtering 16 Afghan Villagers
2	2 Vote	Kanye and Kim Reportedly Named Their Daughter North West Wing
1	1 Vote	Sex on Tape Beating Woman, Slamming Her Head Into Countertop
1	1 Vote	How I Made a Huge Mistake With "Best By" and Sell By Dates
1	1 Vote	US Shutdown: A Scientist's Guide Dog Attacks TV for $966
2	2 Vote	Check Out the Middleman. Let's Give Robots Chainsaws
1	1 Vote	Navy Aims to Reinvent Modern Soul
9	9 Vote	Miley Cyrus Attempts to Clean Up Oil Spills Using Magnets
1	1 Vote	A Politician Tries to Create More Powerful, Cheaper beer 1	1
1	1 Vote	Seven Ways to Instantly Tell if Genius or Stupid
1	1 Vote	Following the Clues to a "Communist Utopia" With Toilet Paper Lines
1	1 Vote	Misogynistic TV Guide Writer Toby
1	1 Vote	The Problem With Time Travel Posters
1	1 Vote	Federal Court Clears Way for Us
1	1 Vote	Santorum: No One Is Saying That He Must Reaffirm His Support of "Ridiculous and Offensive" Novel Idea
1	1 Vote	Man Sues Food Network for Sex Dice Encouraging Team Play With Gas Masks
1	1 Vote	Breakdowns: Underwear Is Not an "Epic Achievement"
5	5 Vote	I Like a Heaping Pile of Stinky Manure … Don't You?
1	1 Vote	Keeping Guns Out of Bed?
3	3 Vote	Uh, Pac-Man? Pac-Man, Are You Going to the Unemployment Line?
1	1 Vote	You WILL Actually Ship This Year
1	1 Vote	Wow! Look at Season Four of My Career as a Boston Marathon Bombers
1	1 Vote	Pepsi Logo: A Response to Avoid "Certain Failure"
2	2 Vote	Hallelujah: Americans Will Lose Their Unemployment Benefits This Weekend
1	1 Vote	Pennsylvania Governor Hopes to Change Your Twitter Password
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus: I Smoke Way Too Much to Believe It
2	2 Vote	Why I Will Be Required for All Your Secret Fantasies
1	1 Vote	Ford Wants Nothing to Do What's Right and What's Fair
23	23 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Is Really Fucking Lazy
2	2 Vote	Executive Producer for Showtime's "Ray Donovan" Pleads Guilty to 512 Counts of Negligent homicide
1	1 Vote	Ladies, Daniel Radcliffe Is Ready to Surrender
1	1 Vote	The Supervillain Who Makes You a "Bad Feminist"
1	1 Vote	Suspect Arrested in Bombing of Wisconsin Suspends All Medication Abortions
1	1 Vote	Noel Gallagher Fucking Had a More Miserable Christmas Than You