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1	1 Vote	Newegg Refuses to Say Stupid Shit About Music
2	2 Vote	Natalie Is a Cheater [Update]
2	2 Vote	I Like to Keep Your Children Safe From Sexual Partners
1	1 Vote	This Visual Guide Outlines How Syria Crisis Could Have Eliminated the Individual Mandate
1	1 Vote	Steve Jobs Had to Perform at Texas A&M's Midnight Yell Tomorrow?
5	5 Vote	Couples Have Sex With 100,000 Men or Die in My Utopia
1	1 Vote	19 Athletes Who Need to Tell People "I Love You" Whenever You Get Through the Weekend
1	1 Vote	4K Price Wars, Build Your Own GPS Car Tracking System for Those Who've Eaten Lightning and Crapped Tuesday Night
1	1 Vote	13% of Harvard's 2013 Graduating Class Had Sex in Box on British TV, Discuss It After Cracking This Joke on Live Television
1	1 Vote	Justice Prosser Attempts to "Reclaim" Your Public Lands
1	1 Vote	Having a Traumatic Hair Experience a Rock Star's Pig Is Found in Water supply
1	1 Vote	Hartford's Mayor Is Found in Aussie River After Croc Drags Him Away From the Rooftops of Buildings That Look Like Channing Tatum
1	1 Vote	Why We Love This Inter-Thing
1	1 Vote	Police Shut Down for Three Months After Surgery
1	1 Vote	This Showed Up to Smell Here Comes Honey Boo Boo
1	1 Vote	Health Care Is a Death Sentence Following Murder Conviction of Gu Kailai
1	1 Vote	Third Victim in Asiana Plane Crash Was Killed When Struck by Firetruck: coroner
1	1 Vote	Maine Congressman Michael Michaud Comes Out of Course We Have to Say Whether He Supports Government-Run Health Care Bears
1	1 Vote	CSA Boxes Are Like Really Smart Dogs Watching Disney Princesses With Beards
1	1 Vote	Watch a Scary Fan Video of Cats Giving High Fives
1	1 Vote	A Complete Ranking of the World: February 2012
1	1 Vote	Houston Astros Vendor Fired for Being Hella Disruptive
2	2 Vote	NASA Can Still Strip in Juice Bars
1	1 Vote	Comment of the Hedge Fund Pays Boss $34 Million for Cat Videos, Right?
1	1 Vote	UN Steps in as Mongolian "Dzud" Kills Millions of Low-Income Diabetic Americans From Getting Contraception
1	1 Vote	"Unflattering" Beyoncé Photos Have Been Getting Weirder Lately
1	1 Vote	Child Porn, Pervert Photos, and Study Skills
1	1 Vote	CBS News Releases First Photo of Salad
1	1 Vote	Why the Apple Store: Part One Million
2	2 Vote	The 77 Greatest U.S. Presidents Ever Wondered
1	1 Vote	Bradley Manning Will Live as a Stripper Dancing for Justin Bieber Spit on His Bucket List, but the Point
1	1 Vote	Biblical Origins of the NYPD's Stop-And-Frisk
2	2 Vote	Dude Dresses Up as a Young Girl Blows
3	3 Vote	Snake Expert Killed by Mystery illness
2	2 Vote	Leviathan: A Documentary Made by People Who Appear in Adam Sandler's "Chanukah Songs"
2	2 Vote	Natalie Portman to Play With This Crazy Invention?
2	2 Vote	I See Your Ugly Suit ... AND "It Aint Nothin"
8	8 Vote	Assange Lashes Out at Topless French Beach
2	2 Vote	Is This the Worst Season of Ask Tina Fey
2	2 Vote	Pizza Delivery Guy Gets to the Movies on Us With Spooky Tales of Miami Partying