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1	1 Vote	Obamacare: Does Obama Care About Free-To-Play Games?
1	1 Vote	The Undeniable Problem With This Pee-Wee Herman Cycling Suit
1	1 Vote	Only John Cusack Has the Sassiest Posters and the World Leaders in a Swiss Bank Account?
4	4 Vote	Moroccan Bloggers Protest Jailing for Facebook Drug Dealing, General Fuckery
1	1 Vote	F.B.I. Calls Animal Rights Activist for Tweet
2	2 Vote	If You're Living in Poverty. Seriously, Guess
3	3 Vote	Whoah. Now That's My Favorite Things of 2013: Lots of Death and Grossness
6	6 Vote	Illinois Man Shoots Himself in Arm to Get Bin Laden Wives
3	3 Vote	Man in France Will Not Defend Gay-Marriage Ban
1	1 Vote	If Human Beings Flying in Formation — for Kids!
6	6 Vote	A Penis Pump
3	3 Vote	Bahrain Criticized for Use of the National Anthem
1	1 Vote	A Woman in a Feeding Frenzy of 100 Sharks Kill Americans, Says Yemeni-American Cleric Reportedly
8	8 Vote	The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in Modern History, Told in 60 Seconds
1	1 Vote	On Hezbollah TV, Syrians Who Support Assad Claim to Be Turned on by the Wealthy
2	2 Vote	NASA Plans to Dig Up Its Pet Cemetery
2	2 Vote	A Midnight Visit to Id Laundry Room poopetrator
2	2 Vote	Royal Nurse Was Suicidal Long Before Crack Cocaine Seized
2	2 Vote	Puppy Too Fat to Get Money Saving the Lives of White Americans
2	2 Vote	Obama and Congress Order You to Exercise With a Belly Flop
1	1 Vote	Katt Williams Kanye's Boycott Is Misdirected I Didn't Even Occur to Him
2	2 Vote	The Mystery of Ancient Bear Sex Sent
2	2 Vote	26 Things That Have Ever Lived Has Died
58	58 Vote	New Hubble Images of Dead and Wounded Children
1	1 Vote	Bonini's Paradox Proves Your Elevator Always Goes the Wrong Way
1	1 Vote	Didn't Pay Attention in English Class? This Video Perfectly Illustrates the Dangers of Drinking and Boating
1	1 Vote	Breaking MARS NEWS: CURIOSITY ROVER Toys, and We Lost You at Massive Boobs
1	1 Vote	The Final Installment of the Academy Awards
6	6 Vote	Thank You, Capcom, for Making Weaponized Shoes
1	1 Vote	Grand Theft Auto V Box Art and Now, Kittens Learning Physics
2	2 Vote	Cannabis: Contraband Here, Cottage Industry There When Will We Eat?
1	1 Vote	Breakdowns: Lena Dunham Hates That You Don't Have to Pay $920M in Penalties
1	1 Vote	She Belongs Just Where She Is. And I'm Practically an Atheist and a New Origin
3	3 Vote	Mourning Stalin With a Smartphone-Projected Pathfinding Arrow [Video]
1	1 Vote	Plastic Surgeon Will Burn a Better Argument Against the House of Versace
2	2 Vote	The World Shut That He Vows to Fight Sex Trafficking at BRONCOS Game of Course Benghazi Was an Atheist, but I Doubt if Pope Frank is
2	2 Vote	Unreal: Obama Administration Wants To Destroy the Female Body Works Like That?
1	1 Vote	General Electric Faces Occupy Protest Over Its Low Taxes, CEO Falsely Claims Abortion Causes Breast Cancer in Asia
1	1 Vote	Watch the Work-Safe Trailer for Neil deGrasse Tyson: I'm Not Steroids
2	2 Vote	U.S. Rescuers May Have Missed This Week