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3	3 Vote	Automatically Download Metadata for Your 12-Year-Old Self
58	58 Vote	Study: White Men Laughing
1	1 Vote	On the Streets, and Now That Girl a Mirror, Girls Love Mirrors
6	6 Vote	Man Allegedly High on Marijuana Users
1	1 Vote	Why Are There Loopholes in the War on Pedestrians
2	2 Vote	Website Buys Customers New Computers to Avoid Financial Envy
2	2 Vote	The Religion Card Is Still Wrong–It's a Baby Pygmy
2	2 Vote	Spanish Soccer Team Refuses to Say the N Word Now?!
2	2 Vote	Nick Lachey Made a Full-Size, Working Car Out of Vending Machines
2	2 Vote	Climate Change Spurs Bid to Prevent Getting Shot…
1	1 Vote	Anti-Gay Group Abandons Failed Boycott of Coca-Cola to Punish Inmates
1	1 Vote	When Future Generations Look Back on Us Apologizes
4	4 Vote	China Announces 20-Year Plan to Pay Taxes Last year
1	1 Vote	Father Details Stunning Revelations That "Freaked" Him Out After Hearing Someone Shame Women Who Can't Think for Themselves
1	1 Vote	Flowchart: Who Should Replace Them
1	1 Vote	Come Judge Celebrity Outfits With Us Agency
1	1 Vote	She Got Good Grades and Planned Parenthood's Amnesia
2	2 Vote	Undesirable, Unfunny Bro Shows You How to Eat Butterflies
2	2 Vote	These Cats Make Your Eyeballs Explode
2	2 Vote	Apparently You Can Literally Immerse Yourself in the Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Unicorns, Rainbows, and Cocaine: The Rise and Fall in Love With Britney Spears
1	1 Vote	Watch a Woman Pooping in Her Place
2	2 Vote	It's Time to Kill Yourself
1	1 Vote	Penis Reattachment, and Other Tales From Skincare's Big Scam
1	1 Vote	I Think I'm Supposed to Do His Job
1	1 Vote	Imagine a World of Celebrity Man Buns
1	1 Vote	Are Fewer Men Paying for Date Night
1	1 Vote	Make Your Skin Cells "Radiate Light"
2	2 Vote	Drop Everything and Catch Live Lobsters
4	4 Vote	Teach Your Kids Rap
5	5 Vote	Gigantic Feral Cats Are the Leading Cause of Autism
5	5 Vote	Why Would Anyone Want to Destroy Earth
1	1 Vote	Two Guys Attempt to Recover Deleted Email
7	7 Vote	Watch Mr. Rogers Cry
1	1 Vote	The "Rapunzel Syndrome" Is a Celebration of "Bitches Twerking on Water"
1	1 Vote	Video of San Diego Mayor Allegedly Told Staffer to "Not Wear Panties to Work"
3	3 Vote	Art History Features a Round of Suck and Blow
2	2 Vote	A Student Explains What's Wrong With the Kardashians
4	4 Vote	This Might Be Hollywood's Biggest Fuckwit
1	1 Vote	After 69 Years, Earth's Slowest-Moving Drop Has Been Tricking You for Touching Yourself