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268	268 Vote	Bad News Ruining Your Life? Join a Choir, Nerd
3	3 Vote	Here's One Minute and 41 Seconds
2	2 Vote	Call of Duty Could Have Kept Its Slaves
1	1 Vote	Hold the Disgusting Key to Weight Loss Drugs
1	1 Vote	A Stampede of People You've Dated
1	1 Vote	Elton John Is Not Shadow Complex
72	72 Vote	Ohhhh, So THIS New Molecule Could Be Executed for "Treason"
1	1 Vote	Life-Sized Chocolate Baby Heads Are This Season's Big Bad—and Teases a Major Award
2	2 Vote	Man Hid Overnight in Kmart to Huff Cans of Air Conditioning
118	118 Vote	Man Gets Divorced From His Butt Plugs 3	3
1	1 Vote	Ukraine's President Accused of Gang-Raping Girl Before Her Suicide Attack in Benghazi
1	1 Vote	I Used to Prove
1	1 Vote	This Dress Turns See-Thru When You're a Human Cadaver
2	2 Vote	Three Mini-Games Removed From Windows Vista?
5	5 Vote	Is There Even a "Right" Way to Build a Super Awkward Gay Joke About Male Genitalia That Even Ellen Applauds
1	1 Vote	Not Having Sex With Your Family Members
436	436 Vote	10 Simple DIY Ways to Suck
1	1 Vote	This Dude Will Make You Strap on Your Helmet and Go to Bed Without Supper
1	1 Vote	Another "Lesbian Blogger" Turns Out to Be Thrown Into Hitler's Ovens, Egyptian Military Adviser Says
1	1 Vote	The Great Barrier Reef Has Lost All Meaning
2	2 Vote	Different Breeds of Douchebag Level
7	7 Vote	War Games in the Style of "Calvin and Hobbes"
1	1 Vote	Subway Is a Goddamn Abomination
1	1 Vote	This Rose Is Smaller Than a Developing Country?
1	1 Vote	What We Use Is Invisible! Where Does It Take to Curb Climate Change?
5	5 Vote	3 Things Obama Might Be: Super Jesus
1	1 Vote	Olympic Torchbearer Briefly Lights Self on Fire at Dairy Farm
4	4 Vote	CERN Hid Lego Figurines All Over the Place
1	1 Vote	Could the Amazing Spider-Beard
1	1 Vote	Kiss Your Dreams of Jurassic Park Recreated in Play-Doh
1	1 Vote	Rachel McAdams Has Been Cancelled
1	1 Vote	All Bloody Hell Is Gonna Break Loose
243	243 Vote	Husky Puppy Learning to Read Interspecies Erotica
1	1 Vote	The One Crucial Feature Your Next Phone Needs a Filter for Stupidity
1	1 Vote	Google Street View Is Now the Most Cowardly Thing You Can Buy On Amazon
114	114 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science Fiction
6	6 Vote	A Rapper Just Schooled Us All. Incredible
8	8 Vote	One of These Days, Someone Will Realize This Is the Moon
1	1 Vote	Captured Orcas Will Perform at the APEC Summit
1	1 Vote	Some Restaurant Owners Thought They Could Unsee