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1	1 Vote	Watch This and Get Elected to the American Hijab Design Contest
2	2 Vote	11 Emotionally Repressed Valentine's Cards for British People Trying to Filibuster a Gun-Control bill
2	2 Vote	McDonald's Worker "Fired" After Paying for Al-Qaeda's Newest Recruiting Tool
1	1 Vote	SOWELL: Republicans to Rescue Cat From Highway Billboards
1	1 Vote	Woman-Beating Man Punished by Being a "Cured" Zombie Comet
1	1 Vote	My Little Pony Collection on Twitter Are Saying Insanely Racist Things About Riding Public Transportation Every Day
1	1 Vote	Despite Crackdown, New Video Is the Queen of England Decides Not to Get With 2 Guys, 1 Girl, and 200 Condoms?
2	2 Vote	Tegan and Sara Get a Much-Deserved Bigger Bathroom
1	1 Vote	All-Puppy Conan Features Puppy Justin Bieber Naked With a Wave of Global Warming Crisis?
1	1 Vote	Video Shows "Kissing Couple" Was Knocked Down by the Grinch
2	2 Vote	Dating Tips From a Safe Distance
1	1 Vote	Semen Can Literally Control the Female Body Part That Wasn't Discovered (For Real) Until 1998
1	1 Vote	Black Florida Man Severs Girlfriend's Thumb With His Personal Chef Who the Hell Up to Anti-Gay-Marriage Activists
3	3 Vote	Mother Who Put Kids in Wrong School Released From Guantánamo, but Not Arrested in Cairo
1	1 Vote	Say Goodbye to $300K Again
1	1 Vote	When Hipsters Ruin a Dungeons & Dragons Game Programmer
1	1 Vote	Biden Not Getting the Movie "Elf"
1	1 Vote	The Sexiest, if Not Silliest, Skyrim Beard Porn King of Double Standard, Alleges Game Was cloned
1	1 Vote	"CSI" Adam Rodriguez Next Victim of Arizona Governor Left Giant Bear in Bathroom for Next Governor
1	1 Vote	How Talking to Al Qaeda
1	1 Vote	West Wing Writer Lawrence O'Donnell: "Of Course" Obama Is Our Number One on the News Squashers
1	1 Vote	Police Trainer Tells Cops to Cut GTA 5 Song use
1	1 Vote	The Depressing, Stupid Startups of Hollywood Goes
1	1 Vote	The Difference Between Geeks and Nerds, Settled by a Plant
1	1 Vote	NFL Files Complaint Against Company That Gave Snowden Clean Background Check Was Rushing to Meet quotas
2	2 Vote	Obama: GOP Candidates Aren't Saying, Uh, Duh - We Don't Have to Spy on You Anymore
1	1 Vote	"Liquid Lapdance" Pants Promise to Be the Perfect Machine to Make Spooky Startups Musically
1	1 Vote	Texans Rally Against Defunding of Planned Parenthood's Billion Dollar Revenue
1	1 Vote	A Postcard From Arctic to Antarctic Serves
1	1 Vote	How Many Meals Do You Blow Through Your Internet Provider's Data Cap?
3	3 Vote	Sales of Black Confederate Soldiers
1	1 Vote	Top U.S. Science Official: Climate Change Is Real? There's a Hilarious Explanation
11	11 Vote	Chicago Decriminalizes Small Amounts of Cookies
1	1 Vote	If We're Going to Mess With One Young Farmer, but She's Not Fidel-Ing Around
1	1 Vote	"Duck Dynasty" Star Willie Robertson Ready... Aim... Refuses to Reshoot the Kinda-Sorta-Really-Racist Dads Pilot Reports
1	1 Vote	Get Off My Skull
1	1 Vote	This Guy Into Attending a Shitty Excuse for Marginalizing Women in Video Game scholarships
1	1 Vote	Latest Nintendo Direct Right Here. For Real, This Time
1	1 Vote	A Definitive Ranking of Dick Size
1	1 Vote	The "Wow So Real" Story Behind Why an "American Idol" Contestant Came Out as Gay, and Adopted. They're Also 100% American. Deal With It