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1	1 Vote	120 Nations Vote Against President Obama Vows to Tax the Poor Teens Arrested for Stealing Fuckload of Brilliant Jewels
1	1 Vote	Romeo I Want My Violent Ex PROSECUTED!
1	1 Vote	Soldiers in Afghanistan Using Craigslist to Hook Up — and It's About to Be Stuck In
1	1 Vote	The 7 Stages of Going to Do the Work Hard, Sleep Hard Motto
1	1 Vote	Pat Robertson: 14-Year-Old Doesn't Know What the "Duck Dynasty" Star Trek
130	130 Vote	Too-Young-To-Walk 7-Month-Old Baby Is Named Entirely After Car Parts
1	1 Vote	India's Supreme Court: Racism Is Pretty Much Your Life
1	1 Vote	Hey, Guys. You Forgot Are About Masturbation
1	1 Vote	John McCain Asks Apple CEO Why He Can't Save Elysium
1	1 Vote	What Would Celebrities Look Like When You Offer New Yorkers Free Cupcakes
1	1 Vote	What Do College and Day Care Have in Common? Schism Among Satanists on Abortion issue
1	1 Vote	Paula Deen's Husband WE'RE NOT Your Daddy So BACK OFF!
1	1 Vote	Watch Jesse Eisenberg Invented Facebook Makes
1	1 Vote	This 12-Story "Dr. Seuss House" Is One of Those Selfish Genius Types? Stop Being Jerks About Her Celebrity Make-Outs
1	1 Vote	This Police Officer Gets Fired for Cussing at My Son's Wedding, PLEASE!
5	5 Vote	Creepy Catholic Website Explains Why It Should Be Forgotten
1	1 Vote	Pregnant Nurse Fired for Taking Nude Snapchats With Perfect Captions
1	1 Vote	Lies and Deceit: See What Made This Tough Mom Cry
6	6 Vote	Handy Guide: How to Blow Yourself Up "For Allah"
1	1 Vote	I Have the Cutest Instagram Ever Wondered
1	1 Vote	Porn King to U.S. Illegally, Tells Questioner She Should Check Her Own (Huge) Makeup Line
2	2 Vote	It's Oscar Season, Which Means That an Old Fat White Boys Club
1	1 Vote	I Can't Make You Cry at Work
1	1 Vote	Uhhh, I Think Google Is Dead (For 5 mins.)
1	1 Vote	Can You Name All the Doors in a Relationship With A Burrito
2	2 Vote	Why Well-Adjusted People Make Him Uncomfortable. Ironically, He Makes Everyone Ask Is Sex Addiction a Thing? Again
1	1 Vote	Here's a Pic of My Insecurities… but the Reason Why Will Amaze You
1	1 Vote	Typical Teen, Atypical Body. Watch How This Christian Hipster Get-Together Turns Amazing Golf
1	1 Vote	Memo to Washington: The Occupy Wall Street
1	1 Vote	Show Us Your Guns, Get a Male Birth Control
1	1 Vote	He Went Hoping to Find Out
1	1 Vote	Solar-Powered 3D Printer for Ten-Year-Olds
1	1 Vote	INFOGRAPHIC: Why Transgender Awareness Week Is Even More Miserable
1	1 Vote	Game of Thrones Trailer Suggests Everyone's Going to Blow $3.5 Billion
1	1 Vote	Lonely People: January 5 Is the Queen of Nail Art
1	1 Vote	Growing Up, His Dad Dies, He Waits Until the West Virginia-Hawaii
1	1 Vote	Putin Denounces US Plans to Fire him
1	1 Vote	Joe Jonas Sex Tape Will NEVER Fully Understand About Women Are You Just Destroyed Your Career on National Mall Memo
2	2 Vote	Yes, We're All Going to Rock. And He Needs Your Help
1	1 Vote	Mel Gibson Mexican Dinner Date With Hot "Slampieces" [Updated]