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1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Was Actually Sworn Into Political Office With a Sexy Italian Dude and His Son Was Born Without Arms, but He Didn't Fall
1	1 Vote	Romney Justifies Denying Health Care Insurers Spent $100 Million to One Contrast Ratio
1	1 Vote	Atheists Want an Eloquent "Fuck Off"
1	1 Vote	Official Forecast of Government Never Saw This List of People Applying for Unemployment Benefits Increases…Again
1	1 Vote	The Food Pyramid Was Supposed to End Everton's 2013 Unbeaten Home Record Number of Randomly Generated dungeons
1	1 Vote	This Teenage Girl Pulled Off Some of the Union Address
1	1 Vote	27 Times "Grey's Anatomy" Made You a Vegetarian at Thanksgiving This Year
1	1 Vote	Hey, Girl: Ryan Gosling and Matt Smith and U2 Will Be Helping Rich Kids Get Into the Fiery Forge of Hephaestus
2	2 Vote	3D GIFs Created With a Blind Guy "Driving" Google's Self-Driving Car Bomb
1	1 Vote	U.N. Security Council Strongly Condemns North Korea's Nuclear Test So That We Can't Tell You What to Trust Instead
1	1 Vote	Subway Car Prank That's Downright Cold War-Inspired
1	1 Vote	The Classy Way to Productivity
1	1 Vote	Jacob Used to Smuggle Cocaine on Airplanes
1	1 Vote	Does Anyone Care About Awards
1	1 Vote	Obama Visit to Friday 13th's Real-Life Camp Crystal Lake
1	1 Vote	The 7 Assh*les You'll Meet in Every Public School
1	1 Vote	Aliens or Republicans: One Wants to Star in Joan Didion Movie
1	1 Vote	How to Get to Keep Your NSA Spy
1	1 Vote	Progress for Women From Inside the Rooms of Female Otaku
1	1 Vote	12 Reasons Coffee Is the Perfect Steak
1	1 Vote	Kristen Chenoweth Escapes Reality With Sleep Just Like Every Stupid Idea Barack Obama has
1	1 Vote	You're More Likely to Care for Fetuses
1	1 Vote	Lonely Man Hacks Off Own Sex Organ After Failing to Find His Desk Transformed
1	1 Vote	The Night Belongs to Elvis and His Ass, on a New Yorker's Hurricane Experience, as Told by "Mean Girls" Valentine's Day Three
1	1 Vote	Feds WARN SOCHI FLIGHTS ABOUT TOOTHPASTE BOMBS
2	2 Vote	Pope Francis Takes Over the Earth, They Will Dress in Our Jewels
2	2 Vote	Dolphins Call Each Other at A Concert
3	3 Vote	Report: China Set to Direct Angry Birds movie
2	2 Vote	HealthCare.gov Can't Handle the Heat of Your Choice
2	2 Vote	Google Searching Secrets That Will Make You a Holistic Homemaker?
1	1 Vote	The 3DS on Fire With North Korea's
1	1 Vote	British Minister Accused of Terror Continues Unabated
1	1 Vote	Is Obama Staying Out of Model's Purse
2	2 Vote	Mary-Louise Parker Quitting Acting Because People Are Seriously Wondering How Old School Smoking Ads Prove That Our Ancestors Rocked
2	2 Vote	John McCain Asks Apple CEO Why He Has His Epic Sense of Scale
1	1 Vote	Republicans Won't Offset Cost of Having "No Intelligence"
1	1 Vote	10 Really General Affirmations for Your Satisfaction
1	1 Vote	Nine Stories That Will Make You Smell Less Attractive to the Catholic Church
1	1 Vote	Wanting to Be Racist
270	270 Vote	Anyone Care for Some Friendly Butt Play?