Headline Smasher | Recent Smashes

1	1 Vote	Unlike Times Square, Here's a Young Person's Body of Open Wounds and Decent Intervals
5	5 Vote	This Married Couple Cheated on Me
81	81 Vote	The Disturbing Invention of Paper
3	3 Vote	This Baby Elephant Teaches Us How to Survive the Hostapocalypse
6	6 Vote	Tell Us About Your Dirty Underpants
2	2 Vote	4-Year-Old Syrian Boy Crossing Desert Was Actually a Documentary About Penis Museum to Spotlight Stiff Competition For Entry
2	2 Vote	Prolific Web Troll Arrested, With Help From Final Cut
2	2 Vote	21 Joys of Being Addicted to Marijuana
2	2 Vote	20 Times Your Parents Get Divorced
4	4 Vote	Gaybraham Lincoln? Looks Like a Total Capricorn
1	1 Vote	Did Fox News Chose Not to Smile and Sling Booze
2	2 Vote	Is This Squirrel Starting to Make a Dr. Evil Reference
6	6 Vote	The Church Invented Hell to Get Blown Up, That's Why
7	7 Vote	Swarms of Robots Could Be a B*tch
1	1 Vote	Here Are a Nation of Unkempt, Bedraggled Slobs, and We All Shall Squee
2	2 Vote	Why Give Your Kid an Asshole?
2	2 Vote	Occupy Protests Around the Internet as Told By Cats
61	61 Vote	A 4-Year-Old Girl Asked a Rhetorical Question That Could Literally Destroy the EVERYTHING
30	30 Vote	Frogs Are Not At Fault
1	1 Vote	Task Force Meets to Look Away
2	2 Vote	Research Trip to Shrink Your Clothes to Fit Up Prisoner Butts
1	1 Vote	18 Fun Easter Eggs, Callbacks, and Moments of All Time
1	1 Vote	Longest Kiss Record: 32 Hours and It's All Meth's Fault Line
1	1 Vote	QUIZ: Real or Fake Hyper-Specific Dating Website Offered
1	1 Vote	Obama Loses Millenials(If You Like Your Celebs Blonde or Brunette?
1	1 Vote	Winamp's Back, Net Neutrality Rules
3	3 Vote	A Kid President Obama and the Hope He Puts on Some Earphones
1	1 Vote	Ron Jeremy's Version of Android Market Faces a Dire Clown Shortage
1	1 Vote	Talib Kweli Macklemore Is Real Hip-Hop ... But I'm Still a Baadasssss
2	2 Vote	Lessons From Someone So Inspirational… It's Hard to Believe That Santa Claus Doesn't Exist
1	1 Vote	Chillin Out at Release of Detainees
1	1 Vote	Headlines Capture Huge Demand for Obamacare Doesn't Mean It's Doomed to Failure?
4	4 Vote	The ABC's of Growing Up in the Universe
1	1 Vote	New Poll: Republican Party Clobbered Itself During the Soviet Union
280	280 Vote	I'd Like to Be Stopped
1	1 Vote	250,000 Zealous Fans Demand the Duck Dynasty Dude Be Put Back on the High Ground
1	1 Vote	A Clockwork Orange Ain't Got Nothing on This Treasure Trove of Old Medical Illustrations
4	4 Vote	Holiday Gift Idea Is So Obvious It Hurts
1	1 Vote	Why Does Europe Always Do Things in Those Debates of Yours
2	2 Vote	Hannity: It May Be Improperly Using Federal Funds for Steaks And wine