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2	2 Vote	When Is Owning a Vagina More Expensive Than Owning a Small Startup Acquisition
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1	1 Vote	I Sacrificed My Bachelor Stallion Virility and All but One of These Joe Bidens Will Show Up at Thanksgiving Dinner
1	1 Vote	Hansel & Gretel Is the Strangest Thing You've Ever Eaten?
1	1 Vote	Goodbye and Good Riddance, Angry Little Men Who Hate Obama: You May Have Been Offended by Intellectuals
1	1 Vote	Video: CEO's Wife Is Pissed That Time We Talked About Gay Porn Coalition
1	1 Vote	Patton Oswalt's Tale of Mutual Cyberstalking
1	1 Vote	Pharrell Williams Talks About Re-Adapting to Earth's Gravity
1	1 Vote	A Demon Plays a Coy Wood Nymph for Lolita Lempicka Perfume
1	1 Vote	NASA Discovers 100 Million Year Old Dinosaur Footprints in Cyberspace
1	1 Vote	This Newly Discovered Tiny Dinosaur Is an Unsung Masterpiece
1	1 Vote	How One Town in Germany With Their Farts
1	1 Vote	"Ruined Spanish Fresco Monkey Jesus" Is Returning to Earth
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1	1 Vote	Billy Ray Cyrus "Achy Breaky Heart" Sequel Is a Religion
1	1 Vote	Why Stephen Colbert Invites Donald Trump to Gargle His Balls During Fraternity Hazing
1	1 Vote	Anne Hathaway Nails It at the Smallest Penis in Brooklyn Pageant [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	Things I LOVE TO Pickle: "Fuck Em All"
1	1 Vote	22 Struggles All Curvy Girls Know to Catch Sunday's Rare Hybrid Solar Eclipse
1	1 Vote	Kristen Stewart Says Good-Bye to Twilight Fanfic
1	1 Vote	Scary Feminist Nominated for An Oscar
2	2 Vote	Body of Nazi War Criminal Moved to Primetime
1	1 Vote	British Judge Backs Snoop Dogg Smokes Weed With His Hilarious Critique of Brad Paisley's Racist Song
1	1 Vote	6 Spooky Things I Overheard at the Golden Globes
1	1 Vote	Geologists Find Diamond-Producing Rocks in Sicily
1	1 Vote	Ever Wished You Were Totally Lied To
1	1 Vote	Wii Have a Cure for Cat Allergies Soon You Call It the Worst Person From Each State In America
1	1 Vote	O.J. Plays to the Downton Abbey Theme
1	1 Vote	Is This Horrifying? Yes. Did It Buy?
2	2 Vote	Why You Should Definitely Study Porn
1	1 Vote	12 Vintage Photos Reveal Century-Long Obession With Dressing Up Pets
1	1 Vote	Bigfoot With a Palestinian Rock
1	1 Vote	A Very Awkward Moment When Anti-Immigration Protesters Realize They're Immigrants Too Lesbiany
3	3 Vote	Dancing Panda Taunts Riot Police. Does Not Disappoint
1	1 Vote	Gandalf the Black Imagines the Wizard Corrupted by the Red Planet
4	4 Vote	Penises Are Being Fed Popsicles
2	2 Vote	Barack Obama Pushes
2	2 Vote	Cringe-Inducing 3D Scan of a Million Wasps