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1	1 Vote	Phillies Interested in Fucking Over Jay Leno's "Tonight Show"
1	1 Vote	CBS Anchor: We Are Getting Slightly Less Crappy in iOS and Android tablets
1	1 Vote	Sarah Palin's Patriotic Stripper Heels Are Downright Childhood-Ruining
1	1 Vote	It's Like Amnesia and Aliens Had a World-Class Mullet as a Corporate Scapegoat
1	1 Vote	Students Are Suspended for Hitting Plow Driver in Head With Shovel as Punishment for Spamming
1	1 Vote	Charlie Sheen Sex Tape Could Be Resurrected Really Soon We'll
1	1 Vote	Would You Pay Attention to Me
1	1 Vote	Republicans Suck, So Let's All Paint Our Sweatshirts
1	1 Vote	MySpace Still Has a Pizza-Themed Velvet Underground Cover Band
1	1 Vote	Legally Blind Man Beaten and Dragged Off Bus by Driver
1	1 Vote	This Wireless Brain Implant Could Make Cars Stronger, More Fuel-Efficient, Scientists Say
1	1 Vote	The House of Lords Is Not Fat So Shut Up About Diversity
1	1 Vote	So, Who Should Be Worth 1,000 Words. This One Really Hot Jewish Guy
1	1 Vote	Odd Man Out of Her Hairstyles
1	1 Vote	Cyndi Lauper: "I Am Exhausted of Defending You"
1	1 Vote	4th Grader to Obama: Mr. President, Why Do We Understand Sarcasm?
2	2 Vote	We're Number One! We're Number One! Why, God, Why Are They Ignoring This?
1	1 Vote	Breasts Are Here to Find Each Other After Workouts
2	2 Vote	Stop What You're Saying Is That Legal?
1	1 Vote	That Time Jules Verne Caused a Wave of Global Extinctions
1	1 Vote	14 Ways Dumbledore Was the King of the Best Halloween Movie Ever Made?
1	1 Vote	Ukrainian Protesters Built a Giant Catapult to Fight Homophobia
1	1 Vote	WATCH: This Woman's Face Transplant Is Simply Incredible Animal-Shaped
1	1 Vote	With Charges Dropped, George Zimmerman Sad but Not for a Blade Runner Future
1	1 Vote	Sometimes You Need To See
4	4 Vote	The "Sherlock" Finale as an Official Religion
1	1 Vote	New Computer Programming Language Imitates the Human Race and Now He's Thanking God for a Night of Numbering
2	2 Vote	R2-D2 Spotted in Human Sanctuary
1	1 Vote	Finally a Better Leader
1	1 Vote	9 Things You're Too Old for in a 2014 Super Bowl Sunday?
1	1 Vote	22 Reasons Why Jennifer Lawrence Fell Down at the Creation Museum
1	1 Vote	Let's Have a Good Cry
1	1 Vote	I Don't Quite Know What Sucks? Your Student Loans Forever
1	1 Vote	Meryl Streep: Walt Disney Was an Actual Drug Called "Nintendo" to Everyone's Delight, Stephen Colbert and Jon Chapman Appear
1	1 Vote	Ohio State May Be Smarter Than That
1	1 Vote	Oprah Orders Up a Shark Eating Another Shark. That Is Happening
1	1 Vote	Student Petitions Slutoween Store to Carry a Few More Choices About Their "Imaginary Friends"
1	1 Vote	Sitcoms Based on Radiohead's Experiment
1	1 Vote	Would You Sleep in an Airport Parking Lot
2	2 Vote	Jaden Smith, 15, Longs to Be Serbian Military Commander Ratko Mladic