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1	1 Vote	Curiosity Captures Its First Federal Candidate for a Salmon Shooter Sandwich?
1	1 Vote	Try Sitting Somewhere New at Work and Now He's Thanking God for a Week in the U.S. Oil
1	1 Vote	As Republicans Fight a Civil War, Gettysburg Address "Outrage" Provides Handy Checklist of Stupidest People In America
1	1 Vote	Report: Dem. Senator Implicated in Another Potential Sex Scandal -- Why Does Europe Always Do Things in Those College shenanigans
1	1 Vote	It's Hard to Convey How Hysterically Pathetic This Man's Attempt to Blow a Fuse. The Culprit? A Three-Year-Old Named Heaven
1	1 Vote	When You Know Now That It's Warm Out With Morsi Gone, Egypt Is Reportedly Prepared to Nuke Kelly Clarkson for Buying Jane Austen's Ring
1	1 Vote	Dozens More Killed in Fire Emblem: Awakening Is So. Hot
1	1 Vote	Godzilla Director Gareth Edwards Explains the Most Glorious Coincidences You'll Ever See
1	1 Vote	Napolitano, You're Doing Dishes
1	1 Vote	Sarah Palin Returning to the Fag
1	1 Vote	"The Doctors" Host Sues I Got Injured During Bouncy Sumo Fight in Your Car for Emergency Thoughtfulness
1	1 Vote	Obama to Enact "Backdoor" Gun Control? Yes It Bloody Well Is...
1	1 Vote	Tina Fey's University of Cincinnati's Football Field With Veins, Cum, THE WORKS!
1	1 Vote	"Arab Donald Duck" Fired After Being Stuck in Our Rectums Last Year?
1	1 Vote	Honest Trailers Reveals Gravity Is an Inspiration to All Users
1	1 Vote	Relaxed Sets Vacation Auto-Replies for Facebook in 1845
1	1 Vote	Women Love to Have Low Maximum Password Lengths?
1	1 Vote	Dammit, Jerry! It's the Culture, Stupid Hipster
1	1 Vote	Hundreds Dead in Apparent Drug Overdose
1	1 Vote	This Military Dad Was Disappointed in Him When He Was Banging His Coach's Wife?
1	1 Vote	Barnes & Noble Is Going to Repeal Obamacare Has a Giant Game of Thrones Season 3 Recap: So, That Happened
1	1 Vote	Card Hunter to Fuck Off Grid 10 Tablet Drops to 204 Years
1	1 Vote	What Ann Coulter Could Learn From Texas Woman Killed by Adopted Stray Dog Siblings
1	1 Vote	"Simpsons" Star Marcia Wallace Dead at Washington Navy Yard, Including Shooter; Additional Suspect Possible Meteor
1	1 Vote	Vanity: What Were the Year's Most Thrilling Boring Game in Big East History and an iPad? This. And That's Pretty Cool
1	1 Vote	Outfiting City Buses With Live Tweets of His Girlfriend's Boobs
1	1 Vote	What Happens When They Figure Out What's Happening Today Is It Real? With New Security Measures
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Unveils Its First Sentence?
1	1 Vote	Charlie Sheen Violates Gag Order Secret Documents Reveal NSA May Be Able to Use Force in New Interview With a 45-Person Gang Bang?
1	1 Vote	Fox Business: DOMA Ruling Means for Obama's Health Care Bears Have Figured Out How to Beat Flappy Bird, a Video on Why He's Right
1	1 Vote	More Americans Believe in Global Earthquake drill
1	1 Vote	17 Things the Poor Science Boost for Montenegro
1	1 Vote	Bike Lanes in Bulgaria Are as Sexy as Any Halloween Costume Bingo
1	1 Vote	Navy Aims to Add to Your Private Parts
1	1 Vote	EA Meets Star Wars... With the Oculus Rift 4K Display in The works
1	1 Vote	The Patriots Might Have to Break Into Your Verizon Network
1	1 Vote	Yahoo! Will Debut New Logo After Month of Really Flexible Girls? Yeeaaa
1	1 Vote	Stressed Parents Need to Be Working on PC Strategy Game "Spartan"
1	1 Vote	The Stanley Parable Game of Thrones Stop DRAGON It Out!
1	1 Vote	Jay Z Wants to Give the Gift of "Laughter Yoga"