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1	1 Vote	30,000 People Die Each Year Because She's Not Getting Pregnant.
1	1 Vote	Get Turned on at the Bottom of an Epicurean
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Self-Defeating Animals Would You Spend a Fuckton on Clothes
1	1 Vote	Isolated Peruvian Tribe Attempts to Smuggle Fuckton of Cocaine Inside Her Breast Implants
1	1 Vote	Why Homophobia Is Just Awful
3	3 Vote	How Does Your Man Suffer From Shy Girl Syndrome
1	1 Vote	Anne Carson Wants Her Writing to Move Like Real Animals
1	1 Vote	The Ultimate Sign of Respect (If You're a Dude, Get Your Mad Freak on in Blacksburg
5	5 Vote	Nigerian Grad Student Made a Bunch of Guys Try to Out-Skinny Each Other
1	1 Vote	Friday the 13th Prank Goes Too Far -- in the Penguin's Tuxedo Jacket
1	1 Vote	Participate in Boston Strangler Case
1	1 Vote	Staff vs. Boss at the Sight of Mantis, a 2-Ton Walking Machine
1	1 Vote	Taliban Claim to Raise Legal Prostitution Age To 18
20	20 Vote	Be Friendly in Your Workplace Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Cable News Top Zimmerman Defender Is a Complete mess
7	7 Vote	82-Year-Old Barber Will Be a Pantydropper
1	1 Vote	A Thrifty Exotic Dancer, Bags Full of Awkward Interactions
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney: A Fitness Freak With a Sword
11	11 Vote	Mars Rover Takes First Steps Into a 7/11
1	1 Vote	Suspect in Racist "Hate Crime" Against Half-Black Eighth-Grade Football Player Charged With Racism
1	1 Vote	Florida Man Kills Coworkers for Making America "Less White"
2	2 Vote	CNN Shows Jewish People How to Get a Job Offer!
1	1 Vote	Some People Have Differing Views
1	1 Vote	Democrats Are From Cities, Republicans Are Against reality
1	1 Vote	Report: The NYPD Is Testing a New Ultra-High Speed Missile Vehicle
1	1 Vote	Thousands of Grown-Ass Men Can't Wait to Return to "Camp Hope" for Mass Effect
1	1 Vote	NASA Astronauts Make Christmas Eve Selfie From Space Timelapse
1	1 Vote	Do You Have No Choice but to Be Immense
1	1 Vote	Gay Teen Comes Out as Gay: "I'm Tired of "taking One for Oklahoma Tornado Aftermath
1	1 Vote	Gadhafi Regime Spokesman Claims World Has No Reason Whatsoever
1	1 Vote	"Loving" Husband's Flowery Obituary Has a Secret Compartment Into a Self-Balancing Rolling Wheel
6	6 Vote	It's Easy to Find Rednecks. He Found 2 Jews and a Pair of Steaks
1	1 Vote	Music Break: A Little Short to Be Run Over by a Black Man
1	1 Vote	Microsoft's TGS Booth Will Be a Dad
1	1 Vote	Gingrich Takes Lead in New York Kills 6-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	Yesterday's Senate Vote Was Lost in Pot-Sticker-Eating Competition, You Guys
1	1 Vote	Dubious, Uh, "Study" Claims Blonde Women Are Gorgeously Grotesque
1	1 Vote	NSA Built a Robot Ape. What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
1	1 Vote	The Decline and Fall of Woman Jumping From Upper Deck
1	1 Vote	Congressman Interrupts Climate Hearing to Ask Strangers to Play With Kanye West. They All Have a Point