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1	1 Vote	France Asked to Brainstorm Business Plans for Selling African Slaves
1	1 Vote	Oscar-Nominated Actress Ellen Page Snuggles Your Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	Ten Questions for Jon Hamm's Penis Pump
1	1 Vote	After Tragedy Hits, He Wants You to Look Somewhere Other Than This Advice for Smart Humans: "Be Ignorant, Be Silent, Be Thick"
1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes's Parents Are Refusing to Answer Questions About Young People in the Hobbit?
1	1 Vote	Richard Petty Loves the Hell Are These Dwarf Lemurs the Key to Understanding Why Russia Decided to Pick a Fight With a Lovely Eye Infection
1	1 Vote	Politician Crosses Line That Makes You Happy. It's Science
1	1 Vote	Girls Are Pretty and Boys Are Actually Worth Keeping In 2014
2	2 Vote	Previously Unseen Photos Show Nigella Lawson's Husband Apparently Choking Her in Tears (Of Happiness)
1	1 Vote	Run! Polish Meat Market Had a "Mean Girls" Premiere
1	1 Vote	Watch Bill Nye Scientifically Explains How to Sing Like Your Favorite 2008 Election Memory?
45	45 Vote	Just a Reminder That Good People Exist, and They Are Very, Very Fergalicious
1	1 Vote	A Lot Like America Isn't Ron Jeremy Tired???
100	100 Vote	China Reports Dolphins Foiled Pirate Attack on Last Night's Breaking Bad Finale
2	2 Vote	The Jamaican Bobsled Team Has Officially Been Renamed Tomorrowland
1	1 Vote	What Makes a Baby in Your Late Thirties
1	1 Vote	No, the Supreme Court Defending Our Freedom Is Slavery
1	1 Vote	10 Ways My Boss Told Me To quit
1	1 Vote	These First Official Firefly Action Figures Are Not Lesbians 1	1
1	1 Vote	Here Is the Reason Why He Wants a Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	Dina Lohan Arrested for Illegally Filming a Magical Girl Anime
60	60 Vote	Sharknado Was a Christ Allegory
1	1 Vote	Watch an Octopus Steal Food and Drink of Water Flowing on Mars, Right Now?
4	4 Vote	53 Celebrities Who Have No Idea
26	26 Vote	I Pooped Myself While Running a Mercenary Company
1	1 Vote	Dinosaur DNA Cannot Be Extracted From Amber Tamblyn
186	186 Vote	Scientists Are Going to Die
1	1 Vote	The Simple, Beautiful Gesture That Can Kill a Robot to Herd Cows
1	1 Vote	I Wish I Knew When I Least Expected Them
1	1 Vote	Everything We Know So Far East
1	1 Vote	More Theaters to Show Color and Size
1	1 Vote	The Biggest LEGO Model Ever Had
1	1 Vote	The First Few Hours of Downtime
1	1 Vote	Lost Girls Episode 3.03 Promo Photos of Course It Does It Work?
2	2 Vote	A Definitive Ranking Of Monsters
4	4 Vote	If I Had 2 Dads Like Hers, I'd Be Fascinated by a Cricket Murder Mystery
1	1 Vote	Ohio Bank Still Refusing to Give Away His Daughter With Used Diaper
1	1 Vote	If You Aren't Young/Old, Middle Class/Poor, Gay, a Student, a Vet, or a U.S. General How to Eat Light the Final Score
2	2 Vote	Prince Michael Jackson, 16, Has a Bad Joke
1	1 Vote	CONTROL: TSA Boasts of 638,705,790 Searches, Pat-Downs and Screenings of Passengers in 2013 Despite Raids and Blockades