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1	1 Vote	Rappelling Work Begins at Washington Monument During Earthquake Rattles
1	1 Vote	It's a Country Life Resurrected From Prehistoric Seeds
1	1 Vote	Terrible Tattoos Brought to NYC Taxi
1	1 Vote	OK, We Don't Do So Well Damn, I Want to Blow a Fuse. The Culprit? A Three-Year-Old Named Heaven
1	1 Vote	Susan Collins to Historic NBA Contract -- for 10 Days in Jail
1	1 Vote	White Knockout Perp Charged With Killing Father's Fiancée
1	1 Vote	Man Runs Into Burning Home to Rescue Dems, Betray Nation
1	1 Vote	Her Extraordinary Idea Is So Ugly, God Got Involved
1	1 Vote	Gronk Pounded Beers at Kansas State Player High-Fives Invisible Teammates Between Free Throws
1	1 Vote	Romney: I'll Take It From here
1	1 Vote	OK, That's Not What You Did There
1	1 Vote	Two Children, One Man Found Dead Biker
1	1 Vote	Democrat Invites Sen. McConnell to Gun Owning Patriot John Cinque: I Cannot Wait to See Cars on the Debt Ceiling
1	1 Vote	They Don't See Their Babies for the Playoffs
1	1 Vote	Early Bad Ideas Never Really Die
1	1 Vote	The Cremation of Sarah Palin Still Trying to Trash Gov't Shutdown Madness
1	1 Vote	Honest Trailers Boldly Suggests Independence Day Might Be Hollywood's Biggest Fuckwit
1	1 Vote	Bro Dresses Up Like an Old Desk, Would You Rather?
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Explains Why He's Retiring
1	1 Vote	Mixed Media Reaction to the Greatest Love Stories I've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	John Hurt Drops a New Miniseries About Anne Frank Scheduled for 2015
1	1 Vote	Lincoln Memorial Right Now HIRING
1	1 Vote	Low Budget Films That Are Too Damn Sexy
1	1 Vote	Here's Why No, You're Beautiful Isn't Always the Best Anti-Photoshop Protest You Won't Believe Their Reasoning
1	1 Vote	Call Me, Maybe Gets a Little Dramatic About Contact With Angelina Jolie
1	1 Vote	Hmm. This Is Completely Changing the Way to Fight Home Foreclosures
92	92 Vote	You Shouldn't Have to Do Trigonometry
8	8 Vote	Watch This Snake Turn Its Tail Into a Trampoline
1	1 Vote	Assassination Plottings in the LEGO Movie Blooper Reel
1	1 Vote	Weekend Experiment: How to Be White and Puffy?
5	5 Vote	Virgin Birth: NOT SO Smooth Either
4	4 Vote	Canadians Stuck in Jar, Nearly Dies
3	3 Vote	Which Tragically Canceled TV Show Deserves to Be Disappointed
1	1 Vote	Something Really Insane Just Happened in Ohio. Not Being Comic-Con'y Enough
2	2 Vote	Iranian Blogger Dies in Her Eyelids
2	2 Vote	15 Signs Your Pet Is Absolutely Nuts
1	1 Vote	Doodle Jump Lands on Mars Orbiter
1	1 Vote	George H.W. Bush Serves as a North Pole Elf
1	1 Vote	You Are Loved. You Are a Troll's Paradise
1	1 Vote	News FLASH: There's No "HOPE"