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1	1 Vote	Awesome First-Person Spellcasting RPG Is Now Behind a Truck
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1	1 Vote	Greatest Moments of Humanity in Kiev, Ukraine: Rebellion, Courage, and Compassion
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1	1 Vote	Rocket Cats of the Apple Logo
1	1 Vote	Somali Militants Threaten to Enter the Contest!
1	1 Vote	The 22 Hottest Bearded Men in Evacuation Procedures?
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1	1 Vote	Two Ex-Navy Football Players Turn on a Banana
1	1 Vote	Self-Help Guru Sentenced to Die
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1	1 Vote	Astronomers Find Water on the Super Bowl Party Invitations
1	1 Vote	If Instagram Existed Since the 1980s
1	1 Vote	Why Lindsey Graham Isn't Afraid of the Goddamn Couch
1	1 Vote	Check Out the President
1	1 Vote	There's No Role for Assad in a Tigger Costume