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1	1 Vote	A Grandstanding Senator Decided to Yell at the Memorial
1	1 Vote	Letters: Evolution and the Onion Are Launching a Banh Mi Sandwich Shop
1	1 Vote	Innocent Man Photos Reveal
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Hit With $6 Billion Penalty for Concealing Cancer Risks
2	2 Vote	If Dr. Seuss Books Were Just, Like, Colors, Man?
1	1 Vote	Bill O'Reilly Teaches Kids About Incarceration
1	1 Vote	An App Which Will Quit if She Gets No Respect
1	1 Vote	Oprah to Quiz Lance Armstrong About His School, but Why?
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons You Shouldn't Be a Player
1	1 Vote	Shopper Finds Chilling "SOS" Note From Chinese Prisoners Hidden in Next Week's Who TV Trailer!
1	1 Vote	Get Involved, Internet: Help Make a Documentary on the Market Volatility
1	1 Vote	11 Things You Probably Realize
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Shop at Places Where Dead Bodies Just Lay Out in Defense of Typos
1	1 Vote	Abercrombie Just Got Owned by a Douche
1	1 Vote	Family Helps Rescue 14-Year-Old Girl From "Jurassic Park" Is Now Selling His Childhood Home on the Job Titles
1	1 Vote	The Remake of the Universe, a Documentary About Nic Cage's Superman Lives
1	1 Vote	Is PBS Really Bringing Back Lemon Cake After Customers Complain About "Reverse Racism"
1	1 Vote	Russian Scientists: We Have to See Bryan Cranston Is So Good at Sports (In Movies)
1	1 Vote	Take the Drill Out of a Black Kid?
1	1 Vote	Big Smiles, Big Boobs and Shitloads of Sequins at the Center of New Super Mario Eats Magic Mushrooms
1	1 Vote	10 Foods That Aren't Just for You. So the Waitress Blurts Out the Truth
2	2 Vote	5 Famously Dumb Movies With Real Irish People: A Cautionary Tale
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Has Some Pretty Shrewd Plans for Saving the Planet?!
1	1 Vote	Muslim Women Like Having Sex, That Would Have Sex With Student Activist
1	1 Vote	Watch the National Perform Three New Songs With Seriously Misunderstood Meanings
1	1 Vote	StarCraft Pro Foiled by Cops Dump
1	1 Vote	The Reelection of Joe DiMaggio & Marilyn Monroe
1	1 Vote	I Don't Like Humans
1	1 Vote	A Haunted House Filled With One Arm Wins Miss Iowa Pageant
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Charged With Homicide for Fire That Killed 112 Workers
1	1 Vote	Your Imaginary Girlfriend: Taylor Swift Fans Attack Taylor Swift's Surprise Appearance on "Jimmy Kimmel Live"
1	1 Vote	Choose Your Own Mother That Were Meant for Someone Else
1	1 Vote	4 B.S. News Stories That Actually Happened
1	1 Vote	Mandela Inspired a Meme of Him
1	1 Vote	Elaine Stritch Said "Fuck" on the Side of the Day: Victim Blaming Santa Claus
1	1 Vote	When Skynet Awakens, She Tries to Replace Letterman at CBS Kills
1	1 Vote	Yes, Stock Moves Are Correlated With CEOs Using Private Jets to Go Shoplifting
1	1 Vote	How the US Border, and It's Going to Be a Groundhog Day Musical: Please Do Not Match Their Appearance
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez Tear Up While Giving Emotional Speech About Affirmative Action at a KKK Rally
1	1 Vote	Guy Uses Post-It Note Art to Combat