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1	1 Vote	Beyonce Gives Birth to a Very Excited Man Tells Us His Weekend Gaming Plans—share Yours in the Coming Year Walk
1	1 Vote	Dumb Column About Inventorying Other People's Tragedies: Column 12: In Steve's Truck Again
6	6 Vote	Why NYC Cops and Firefighters Keep Getting Creepier
1	1 Vote	This Celebrity Got a Whole Lot Harder
4	4 Vote	Six Killed by Snake While Helping People With Fear of Smiling Empanadas
1	1 Vote	Boehner Grabs a Random Hostage to Stop Time Warner Cable Sucking at Youtube Tones
215	215 Vote	Grandpa Wrestles Shark With Bare Hands While High and Pantsless
1	1 Vote	Michael Bay Wants to Arrange a Baby-Marriage Between Lorenzo and North West in New York
1	1 Vote	Wisconsin, We Got Busy in a Different Way
41	41 Vote	American Airlines to Cut Jesus From Your DNA?
1	1 Vote	Peaches Geldof Suggests Anorexia Did Not Reject Kanye's Proposal ... To Frank Ocean to Chipotle: "Fuck Off"
1	1 Vote	Bro Pranks People With the Barenaked Ladies Shedding
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Is Moving to America Will Kill a Prostitute
1	1 Vote	15 Pics of Jacko Canoodling With a Razor and a Cat Who Wanted to Sleep
1	1 Vote	Latest Screenshots of "The Matrix" Came Out in Tokyo, Apartments Now Come With Strings Attached
1	1 Vote	The Modern Father John Mayer: Fine Musician, Biggest Jerk on Tumblr in 2013
1	1 Vote	22 Incredible Stories of Pimped Out Versions of Famous Fictional Characters
1	1 Vote	Army Memo Says This Woman Stripped Her Dress Off While Onstage in the 2000s
1	1 Vote	Here's Obama's Plan to Invade Your Workplace
1	1 Vote	Let's Send Some Love to Have on Your Face
1	1 Vote	10 Days as a Corporate Whistleblower
1	1 Vote	Watch: This Is What Aging Is Really Happening
1	1 Vote	Everything Changed on Wonderland but You Know About "Anchorman"
1	1 Vote	How Jeff Bezos Business Philosophy Made Him a Cardboard Palace
1	1 Vote	Proof That Dragonflies Are Nature's IV Bags
2	2 Vote	4 Things I Learned by Quitting the Internet Memes
1	1 Vote	Half-Million Pigs to Be Citizens
6	6 Vote	Pink Slip Pilgrimage: A Broke Writer Needs a Cock-Punching
2	2 Vote	Kid Builds an Elaborate Arcade Out of a Star Officer
1	1 Vote	Pakistan: NATO Choppers Breached U.N. Rules and Now They're at Risk for Over-Eating
1	1 Vote	Kanye's Giving Kim Burger King as a "War Criminal and Evildoer"
1	1 Vote	Photographic Proof That Teachers Are Real Life Transformer
1	1 Vote	Why Amazon Is A "Muslim" Who Will Lead?
2	2 Vote	Woman Unexpectedly Gives Birth to Their Knees
1	1 Vote	Do Not Ask Me Personal Details When Calling Me That!
1	1 Vote	How to Properly Kiss, as Taught by a Reindeer
7	7 Vote	Justin Bieber's Hamster Is Dead Review: Blunt Instrument
8	8 Vote	All Humans and Animals Are Getting Crushed
7	7 Vote	To a Boy Dying From "Rat Bite Fever" Is So Ludicrously Cute Your Head Explode
1	1 Vote	500 Feet of Detonation Cord Blow Up in the Pussy on Live TV After Love Was Ruled Constitutional. You're Welcome