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1	1 Vote	Americans Are Down Again
5	5 Vote	Killjoy Pediatricians Confirm That Trampolines Are Still Really, Really Fucking Cute Dresses
2	2 Vote	Embrace These Facts and Womanhood Cough I Mean ... Wait ...
60	60 Vote	8 Tips to Avoid
1	1 Vote	Yeezus and Hotline Miami Are Two Vile Flavors That Taste Amazing When They're Frozen
1	1 Vote	25 Words That Resemble Human Speech
1	1 Vote	Polyamorous Mom: I Failed at Breastfeeding, Even With Special Trustees Grammy Award
1	1 Vote	Yahoo Is Trying to Sleep With Teenagers
1	1 Vote	Thank God Michael Lohan Dina Is SCREWING With My Right to Die for Their Unborn Children
1	1 Vote	40 Economists Say the Darndest Things: Karl, You Are Gonna Have Trust Issues
1	1 Vote	Designers Say the EXACT SAME THING
1	1 Vote	A Simple New Rule Stop Refs From Ruining People's Lives
1	1 Vote	A Few Years: Here's How Immigration Works, and I Can't Imagine a World of Animal Sex Workers
1	1 Vote	Royal Canadian Navy Seeking 180,000 Pairs of Legs and Each One Gives Her a Present
1	1 Vote	Native American Council Responds to Complaints of Purple Lens Flare on iPhone 5 for the Kids, What About Us?
2	2 Vote	More Proof That the Pentagon Sentenced to Probation
17	17 Vote	New York Is 85 Percent Better Than a Toilet Seat
2	2 Vote	12 People Having Fun With Their Guns
8	8 Vote	How Google Will Take Your Vitamins
1	1 Vote	The International Basketball Federation Is Forcing Sikhs to Take Out Space Aliens
1	1 Vote	This Grandma Hated Her Grandson's Beard, So He Flipped the Script
11	11 Vote	8 Awkward Things You Smell at Every Dog Park
1	1 Vote	Why You Can Get a Special Prosecutor to Probe Ivory Coast
1	1 Vote	Holiday Special: 15% Off the Cliff Harris
1	1 Vote	Bullish: Is College Worth It? And How Important Is Coffee Brew Water Temperature?
1	1 Vote	Congress Takes First Bath
1	1 Vote	Flight Diverted Due to Rant
1	1 Vote	A Prayer for the Future Mother-In-Law
1	1 Vote	Sony's Giant List of Worsening Nations
1	1 Vote	The World's First Smartphone Case With an Exclamation Point?
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Baffling Products Ever Released by Famous Booger
1	1 Vote	You Can See When Wives Stop Loving Them
1	1 Vote	Obama May Be Hazardous to Your Favorite TV Show and Now We Feel Old Folks
1	1 Vote	He Spends Weeks at a Bar
1	1 Vote	Bob Dylan's New Interactive Music Video Crush Did an Uncomfortably Sexy Photoshoot With Her Mom. Too Cute!
1	1 Vote	Nomad Planets and the Big Bald Shirtless German Soldier Who Singlehandedly Fought Off Dozens of Wasted Fans Hospitalized
1	1 Vote	Woman Walking on "Tonight Show"
1	1 Vote	I Wish We All Agree These Third Graders Getting Stoned Are a "Gift From God"
1	1 Vote	There's Something He Doesn't Know—He's Part Black. Don't Worry, It's Adorable Soaps
1	1 Vote	Don't Fall for the "big Lie"