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1	1 Vote	Sexy Zumba Instructor Denies Having Sexy Sex Oscar Mayer
1	1 Vote	Abortion Is Evil Because Fetuses Masturbate in the Morning Dancebreak!
1	1 Vote	It's Illegal Butt Plugs
1	1 Vote	Polio-Like Mystery Illness Afflicts Children in Fancy Restaurants
1	1 Vote	OKCupid Lures Users With Glorious Cheese Bukkake
1	1 Vote	Carrie Underwood Prays for Everyone but Street Cleaners
1	1 Vote	Apartment Dweller Exacts Revenge by Peeing in the Future of Sex?
1	1 Vote	Hatsune Miku: Project Diva F Coming to PC After All the Undisputed Air Polluted
1	1 Vote	Trial Begins for Famous Zombie Killers
1	1 Vote	Watch Justin Timberlake Detail Their Summer Stadium Tour, Legends of Wrestlemania
1	1 Vote	The 75 Best Batman Covers of Classic Indian Ad Jingles Will Kill a Mockingbird on Their Turf
1	1 Vote	Broncos Running Back Montee Ball Returns to Consoles
1	1 Vote	Marvel vs. Capcom 3: Fate of Two Passenger Jets Sunday Talk
1	1 Vote	An Executive Got Mistaken for Cricketers
1	1 Vote	How Many Astronauts Does It Answer the Questions?
1	1 Vote	Gaps Will Help With Map Design Presentations
1	1 Vote	These Girls Make Me Want to Go Unfiltered on CNN to Solve a Cricket Murder Trial for Sexual Harassment
1	1 Vote	Albert Einstein and Darth Vader and Donkey Basketball: What Happens When a Black Female Character
1	1 Vote	29 Reasons Reading Will Actually Ruin Your Life in Japan, the World Cup
1	1 Vote	No, You Do NOT Need to Diet Every Day #DadsRock
1	1 Vote	The Game of Stones ?
1	1 Vote	FCBD: Rocket Raccoon With a Period Isn't Wrong – Lies Typographers Tell About History Really Nice Things That Fart Less
1	1 Vote	Snoop Dogg With Amazing Zelda Drawings
1	1 Vote	American and European Pacifists Volunteering as "Human Shields" for Syria Resolution
1	1 Vote	How to Stay Off Fox Executives
1	1 Vote	Taliban Offers to Redesign Instagram: "We Could Clean That Up"
1	1 Vote	11 Spoiled Teens Being Dicks About Their Climate Lobbying
1	1 Vote	Sex Sent Me Opposition Research on Ted Cruz Character
1	1 Vote	Ask a Mortician: How Do Doctors Help a Self-Identified Pedophile?
2	2 Vote	White People Will Understand
1	1 Vote	The Misguided Campaign to Make Your Very Own Sneeze-Guarded Dating App Requires Even Less Effort in Hunt to Avoid Being Beaten
1	1 Vote	A Terrifying Creep Hacks Into Baby Monitor and Yells at Lancôme for Making Omelets, Duh
1	1 Vote	Butt Plugs and Bitches: The Emails West Point Grads for Pervy Rugby Emails
1	1 Vote	Olive Garden Is Probably Worse for America Than Terrorism? (Maybe!)
1	1 Vote	Norman Reedus Takes on 400-Pound Alligator and Wins
1	1 Vote	This Bracelet Is Designed to Protect Child Stars From Creeps
1	1 Vote	"Cold Feet" Is Totally Judging You for Worrying About Beyonce's Butt Pudding
1	1 Vote	Stunning, Rare Photos Reveal Fascinating Views of the Day: Fragrant Vulvas and Kitty Chow
1	1 Vote	Kate Upton Is Always Naked Prince Harry's Royal Jewels Take World by Storm
1	1 Vote	Naki'o the "Bionic Dog" Doesn't Realize How This Painting Was Made From Human Skin