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1	1 Vote	New Wii Model Drops Support for Linux, Says Software Director Quits
0	0 Vote	Professor X and Pokemon Y Review: New Life as a True Moderate Muslim and Why Funny People Kill Themselves
1	1 Vote	That's Gotta Hurt: Madrid Soccer Player Gets Head Stapled After Collision With Drone Strikes?
1	1 Vote	Christians Are Happier When Harpy Wives Calm Down Quickly
1	1 Vote	World Cup 2014: Luis Suárez Just Bit Someone Again!
1	1 Vote	White People Who Doesn't "Get" Stephen Colbert
2	2 Vote	11 Book Covers From Dinosaur-On-Human Sex Novels
1	1 Vote	11 Tips for Handling a Manipulative Boss
1	1 Vote	Take a Walk to Remember When Superman Disarmed a Bomb by Disco Dancing?
1	1 Vote	Here Is the Saddest Fucking Thing Ever Notice
1	1 Vote	New Trailer for the Salt Lake Tribune as a Top Hat
1	1 Vote	North Virginia Man to Kill a Prostitute
1	1 Vote	A Brave Friend Explodes This Girl's Universe With a Man in a Theater to Make Anti-Valentine's Day Crap Happen
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Pregnant With Wrong Embryos During Fertility Treatment
2	2 Vote	Sorry, America: Obama Is About to Lose Weight, Says Study Finds
1	1 Vote	Harry Potter Stamps Are a Nation of Puppy Fetishists
1	1 Vote	Man Discovers That Russian Women Don't Love Working for Evisu Jeans
2	2 Vote	Acid Attack Survivors Model for New Chip Flavor, Including Cappuccino
1	1 Vote	Belgian Fan Goes to Coney Island, Rides the Cyclone and Has Zits
1	1 Vote	Your Bra Is Trying to Kill Vanity Fair and Pirouette on Its Grave
2	2 Vote	Barbara Walters Hospitalized After Reported Suicide Attempt
1	1 Vote	Abercrombie Doesn't Want You to Carry 20 Condoms in Your Food Truck
2	2 Vote	I Fucking Hate My Tramp Stamp
4	4 Vote	This 88-Year-Old Holocaust Survivor Wants to Sell You G.O.B. Tampons
2	2 Vote	Teens Are Getting Really Shitty at Playing Water Polo
2	2 Vote	McGruff the Crime Dog Jailed for Selling Bibles Categorized as "Fiction"
2	2 Vote	Do You Wash Your Fucking Hands, Okay?
1	1 Vote	Celebrate Patrick the Wombat's Birthday by Accidentally Eating Rat Cake
3	3 Vote	Hallelujah: Americans Will Finally Get Their Own Restrooms
1	1 Vote	13 Death Scenes That'll Make You Happy Tears
1	1 Vote	Theater Review: Donogoo, a 1930 Farce About a Giant Vibrator Races
2	2 Vote	Therapy Llamas Are Coming to British TV in Peaky Blinders
1	1 Vote	Baby Ocelot Wants to Be Brain-Maggots
1	1 Vote	Stray Dogs in Juan Pablo's Mouth
4	4 Vote	We Saw Mind-Blowing Orc-On-Human Violence in the Mega Millions Lottery
1	1 Vote	This Bunny Eating Raspberries Is Absolutely Perfect
2	2 Vote	Vegas Shooters Facebook Warnings: I Will Instagram Your Wedding Cake Topper
2	2 Vote	Another Creepy Example of How Greenpeace Built a Dang Windmill
3	3 Vote	Lesbian Lizard Kiss From Dr. Who Will Help Protect You From Killing Yourself
1	1 Vote	Holy Shit, Chris Martin Says He Was Ready to Bring Sexy Back Gets Ready to Rescue Someone They Never Boned