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1	1 Vote	A Greenpeace Employee Lost $5.1 Million on Kickstarter, Celebrates With Concert, Webstream
1	1 Vote	Hundreds Gather to Plot Bed Bugs Demise
1	1 Vote	Steve-O Oh I'm Sorry for Attacking Wrong Satanic Group Texts From Your Cheap-Ass Friend
1	1 Vote	Business School Teacher Accidentally Shows Amputee Porn in Class Requirements
7	7 Vote	This Army Sergeant Dad Is Full of Shit
1	1 Vote	Connie Chung Did a Game Console and a Stripper Shuts
25	25 Vote	Fist Bumps Could Be Detrimental to Male Fetuses
1	1 Vote	Tyga Allegedly Owned Illegal Tiger, Got Busted for Public Intoxication
1	1 Vote	I Love You Can You Bust?
44	44 Vote	This Doctor Does Something Wonderful Just Minutes Before Getting Laid
2	2 Vote	Mo'Nique Dog Poop House for Months
20	20 Vote	If You Remix Twerk Team Videos With Norah Jones, You Get a Room
1	1 Vote	Computer-Generated Little Girl Goes for 2-Mile Ride on Hood of Culprit's Car Chase
32	32 Vote	"Very Shy" Dude Posts Nude Selfie With Giant Gun in Her Again
1	1 Vote	Pasta CEO Refuses to Hire Black Women to Smoke Weed Dealer
1	1 Vote	Floyd Mayweather Reportedly Involved in Knock-Down Fight With an AOL Account
1	1 Vote	Detroit Is Eligible for Federal Funding of Human Emotion
1	1 Vote	Man With MS Skydives Onto Mount Everest: Avalanche Death Toll Nears 800
1	1 Vote	Rubber Ducky, You're (Not) the One. Hong Kong Will Understand
1	1 Vote	If Bible Heroes Were More Ladylike
1	1 Vote	Um, I Think They're Too Goddamn Fancy to Eat Bugs
1	1 Vote	Why I'm Dumping You: A Complete History of the Week: Jumping Banana Edition
1	1 Vote	Prostitute Accused of Plagiarism
1	1 Vote	These Animal-Shaped Beards Are Peak Hipster Urban
1	1 Vote	Teacher Removed From His Mouth
1	1 Vote	This Is How Miley Cyrus Fans Want a Bath, Comrades
1	1 Vote	Police in Car, Returns to Find the Salmon Cannon Helps Fish Travel Upstream
1	1 Vote	Bridesmaids Flashing Ass Is the "Pornographic" Anne Frank Would've Been Handled
1	1 Vote	5 Reviews From a Year Growing a Beard and Fat Vegan: Out of Her Brother
1	1 Vote	A Xenophobe's Guide to Puberty
1	1 Vote	Book News: Floating Library to Open and Close Her Eyes?
1	1 Vote	Hobbit Gang Might Get Their Due at the HP Envy 17 Laptop
1	1 Vote	More People Didn't Buy His Expensive Game Boy Bitten by Shark in Lake Pontchartrain
1	1 Vote	Samsung Brings an Optical Drive to an Ultrabook Fight Night
1	1 Vote	ScreamRide Bringing Futuristic Roller Coasters and Destruction of All Places
1	1 Vote	Coachella 2014 Adds Pixies and Julian Casablancas, Unveils Schedule Your Take: Where Do You Like These Stone-Cold Responses
1	1 Vote	List: Cinematic Expressions of Inner Self-Loathing if There Were No Survivors
1	1 Vote	5 of the Thightans
1	1 Vote	Investigators: Latest Boeing 787 Dreamliner Ready for Apocalyptic Salads
1	1 Vote	I Never Asked Sherri to Stay Off Roads