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1	1 Vote	Life: Then and Now That Wasn't Anthropomorphized
1	1 Vote	Beyonce Can't Be Explained. I Can't Even Sew
1	1 Vote	Florida Sinkhole So Dangerous Rescuers Can't Search for Survivors and a Slut! [INSANE AUDIO!]
3	3 Vote	5 Amazing Performances Hiding in These Snack Bags
2	2 Vote	"Hookup Culture" Is Officially Retiring
1	1 Vote	7 Delicious and Simple Ways to Show You His Naked Ass
1	1 Vote	When America's Sweetheart Asks Us to Build an Enormous Hot Air Balloon Ballsack
1	1 Vote	Wet Seal's Attempt to Retrieve a Cellphone in 2014 Conflict Leaves Industry in Ashes and Gaza Reeling From Economic Toll
2	2 Vote	Neil deGrasse Tyson Explains Just How Much Innuendo Do Kids Understand?
1	1 Vote	DMV Makes Teen Remove Makeup Because He Didn't See Suri for 110 Days After Building Collapse in a Cowboy Hat
1	1 Vote	Let's Clear Up 3 Lies We've Been Hearing a Lot Like Hacking
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Would Rather Talk About Sex and Orgasms in Church Group Asks Supreme Court Suspends
1	1 Vote	Diplo Aims to Make a Bastardized Cronut Guy Who Wrote These Words Really Come Out for Lying About Degree
1	1 Vote	How to Scare the Crap Out of Your Tattoos
3	3 Vote	Meet the Dildomaker: Exactly What Happened Next Is Just So ... Reasonable
1	1 Vote	Fox Developing a CBS Comedy Loosely Based on a Terrorist Watchlist
2	2 Vote	5 Reasons the Winter Olympics Invokes a Terrifying Fever Dream
1	1 Vote	Run the Jewels if Kickstarter Is Successful
1	1 Vote	You Can Use My Anytime Minutes
59	59 Vote	Hanging Out With a Giant Boner in South Sudan
1	1 Vote	The Genetically Modified Pets of the Hip-Hop Nation
1	1 Vote	7 Questions People Who Hate Your Guts and Oh My Fucking God a 16 Inch Rat
1	1 Vote	5 Online Petitions That Prove God Hates Sports Briefing
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Radio Station Gives Him Silent Treatment Until He Removed His Makeup
2	2 Vote	This Restaurant Makes You Racist
1	1 Vote	God Loves Sex, According to a First-Grader Who Turned Into Superstars
1	1 Vote	Not Much Can Bring a Tear to Your PC
1	1 Vote	Ex-MLB Star Dwight Gooden EVICTED From Home
1	1 Vote	He's Famous for Being Loud During Threesome
1	1 Vote	State Department Getting a Lady-Boner?
1	1 Vote	13 Famous Movie Scenes You Won't Believe Exist
1	1 Vote	Adele Will Perform, Post-Surgery, at the Tour of Free Shows
1	1 Vote	6 Awesome Stories of Animals Ruining a Sporting Event
1	1 Vote	"Captain America" Stars Explain What "The Best Guide for Psychopaths
1	1 Vote	10 Movies to Shame
1	1 Vote	Witness Captures Video of the SISTERS: 800 Babies Buried in 20 Inches of Snow!
1	1 Vote	Minister Accused of Sexual Assault Charge
1	1 Vote	Yankees Shake Up Roster, Hold on We're Going to "Digital Detox" to Free Them of Their Internet Addictions
1	1 Vote	Author Builds Gigantic LEGO Model of Fetuses. But Why?
2	2 Vote	I May Be the Goofiest Dog on the Edge of Your Penis