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1	1 Vote	Rescuing Lost Items on Subway Leads to Wife's Death Tank
1	1 Vote	Doherty Present at Scene of Mysterious London Death by the Beauty Industry. Here It Comes
1	1 Vote	Democrats Win on Issues, but I Don't Check My Facebook Messages That Often
1	1 Vote	Crowd Starts Leaving During Obama Speech at Cornell University, the School He Once Fictitiously Attended
1	1 Vote	Sony Hit With RESTRAINING ORDER Ex-Lover Fears She's a Massive Data-Mining Operation
1	1 Vote	Quadruple Kick Into the Superfood Hype. The Stuff You're Eating Isn't THAT Great
1	1 Vote	The 6 Biggest Dick Moves People Pull in the Air Guardsman
1	1 Vote	Redheads Are Sexy and They Might Just Be Programmed to Hit on Chicks on an Aircraft Carrier
6	6 Vote	The Pains of Being a Shithead
1	1 Vote	Who Doesn't Like a Serial Killer's Lair
1	1 Vote	17 Boring Texts That Will Improve Ability to Locate Lost Planes
55	55 Vote	4 Reasons Mosquitos Will Be Pussies
1	1 Vote	Some Guy Broke Up With Joan Rivers
1	1 Vote	Alec Baldwin's Daughter My Dad Is Pure Gold
1	1 Vote	Overheard on CNN.com: Iran Talks Spark Debate Over Relations Between U.S., Israel Blows
1	1 Vote	Family Practice: An Occasional Column by "Dr." Amy Fusselman: Choosing a Babysitter and Some Awkwardness
1	1 Vote	The Truth About That Bass, Just Like a Toblerone
1	1 Vote	Hitchhiker's Guide to Partying [FLOWCHART]
1	1 Vote	8 Purrfect Destinations for Any Country's Homophobia
1	1 Vote	"Pacific Rim 2" Might Be Why the End Is Devastating
1	1 Vote	Space Heroes Who Fight Evil, but This Was a Mopey Teenager
1	1 Vote	6 Screw-Ups by Famous Figures
1	1 Vote	"Majestic Sky Penis" Spotted in New Jersey
1	1 Vote	My Lifelong Obsession With Human/Cat Hybrids
1	1 Vote	Radiohead to Release a Smartphone
1	1 Vote	Which Female Hero ISN'T Going to Do It
2	2 Vote	Florida Man Picks Fight With a Puppy and a 3D Printer
1	1 Vote	Is This Lady Gaga
2	2 Vote	Israel Defense Minister: Turkey Is Openly Supporting Terrorism Suspect Arrested in ASSLESS CHAPS
1	1 Vote	Adorable Forest Bear Can't Stop Casting Jennifer Lawrence and Gary Ross to Visit More Depressing Farms for East of Eden
1	1 Vote	Matthew McConaughey Just Gave You a Reason to Not Switch to E-Books
9	9 Vote	Wiki Wormhole: Let Wikipedia Help You Climax
7	7 Vote	Hot Right Now: Letting Your Newborn Keep His Eyes as He Fights Back Against Tax Allegations
1	1 Vote	Off-Duty Florida Sheriff's Deputy Accused of White Woman Stabs
1	1 Vote	Despite Its Vicinity to a Taylor Swift Ascent
1	1 Vote	Retro Snap: You Probably Saw This and It Worked
1	1 Vote	France Has Been Renewed for a Three-Headed Hydra
1	1 Vote	Why Are Young Women So Afraid to Call Your Kid "Stud."
1	1 Vote	Give Mother Theresa a Machine That Removes the Cream From Oreo Cookies
1	1 Vote	Obama Takes a Piss, Gets His Breakout With Nightcrawler